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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Ravenous soundtrack image
February 1, 2019September 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ravenous’ Soundtrack: Banjos, Existential Dismay, & Quirk

Man with a sleeping bag in nature
January 31, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)

True Lies - Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
January 30, 2019February 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

True Lies: An Excellent Film – A Truthful Lie

Men with slightly off looking heads
January 29, 2019January 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”

Chopsticks with a traditional Japanese drawing
January 28, 2019January 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?

Rayman Origins
January 27, 2019September 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Rayman Origins’ Soundtrack: Celebrating This Wonderful Thing

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
January 27, 2019January 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker is Just Super

Megaphone for a voice
January 26, 2019January 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Voice

The Beautiful Brain by Santiago Ramón y Cajal
January 26, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Beautiful Brain: The Drawings of Santiago Ramón y Cajal

Kodama tree spirit on a mossy log
January 25, 2019December 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Kodama: Celebrating Japanese Forest Spirits

A woman taking a selfie with scenery in the background
January 24, 2019January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”

The Terminator
January 23, 2019February 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Terminator: It’ll Be Back (for another showing on TV)

A cartoon lady getting angry next to her laptop
January 22, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Swearing: Should You Be So Obscene?

Punch of a fist
January 21, 2019January 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

How to Punch Someone in the Face

Gris
January 20, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gris: Swoon Over This Artistic Wonder of an Indie Game

No Man's Sky
January 20, 2019April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

No Man’s Sky: Catching Up With the Controversial Indie Title

The First Circle by Alexandr Solzhenitsyn
January 19, 2019January 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The First Circle by Alexandr Solzhenitsyn

Chopsticks
January 18, 2019May 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks Make Your Eating Elegant & Precise

Cement mixer
January 17, 2019January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”

Monty Python's Life of Brian.
January 16, 2019March 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Life of Brian: Worshipping Monty Python’s Masterpiece

A woman in a wedding dress
January 15, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress

A desk and a poster
January 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Desk Washer (keep your favourite desks clean!)

Chrono Trigger
January 13, 2019September 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Chrono Trigger: Legendary SNES RPG is Still An All-Time Classic

Street Fighter II Turbo on the SNES
January 13, 2019April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Street Fighter II Turbo: A Beat-Em-Up Worth Beating Up

Phineas Gage and the iron rod
January 12, 2019January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Phineas Gage: History’s Great Brain Injury Survivor

January 12, 2019January 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Nikolai Gogol: The Nose

Brain
January 11, 2019January 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

IQ Test: Find Out How Bright You Is With Are Free Test

Kimi Raikkonen
January 10, 2019November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Kimi Raikkonen: In Praise of the Weirdly Charismatic F1 Driver

Cat jumping
January 9, 2019July 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cats Jumping: Celebrating Feline Leaping Skills

Death skull flag
January 8, 2019January 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Plague” Into The Title

Kitchen and a sink with bottles
January 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Shrink Sink (a psychiatrist smart sink)

January 6, 2019February 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Isolation: The Scariest Scary Horror Game Since Scares Began

Super ghouls 'n ghosts on the snes-min
January 6, 2019March 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Ghouls ‘N Ghosts: The Mega Difficult SNES Classic

Terrorists or Freedom Fighters? Reflections on the Liberation of Animals
January 5, 2019March 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Terrorists or Freedom Fighters? Reflections on the Liberation of Animals

A couple flirting
January 4, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Flirting: What is it and why should I get my coat, love?

Soap bars
January 3, 2019January 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Soapranos

Online dating
January 2, 2019December 31, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women

January 1, 2019December 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men

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