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Author: Mr. Wapojif

I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
October 20, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Come Dine With Me

October 19, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Sunsets Explained

October 18, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Best Excuses For When You’re Late For Work

October 17, 2012January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Orange Juice: No Bits…

October 16, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Orange Juice: With Bits

October 15, 2012September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of The Andromeda Spiral Galaxy

October 14, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Fun Activities For A Lazy Sunday

Looper
October 13, 2012September 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Looper: Great Fun Sci-Fi Time Travel Romp

October 12, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The All Time Great Unused Band Names

October 11, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Things To Dress Up As On Halloween

October 10, 2012October 10, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Be Warned: Here Be Mr. Wapojif’s Manifesto In Full!

October 9, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Political Movement

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October 8, 2012August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Eyebrows: What Are They For?

October 7, 2012October 7, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Farewell, sunlight!

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October 5, 2012August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fun Things To Do This Weekend

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October 4, 2012August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Michael Schumacher Announces His Retirement (2012)

October 3, 2012October 3, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Donuts For Breakfast, Bond?

October 2, 2012August 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

What Exactly Are Twinkies?

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October 1, 2012August 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Are Hamburgers Made Out Of Ham?

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September 30, 2012August 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Guide to English

September 29, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Free Brainstorm For Writers

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September 28, 2012August 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Toothpaste Special: A Bit About the Paste

September 27, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Mint Tea: The Legend, The Myths, The Truth

September 21, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Today’s Horoscopes

September 19, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Some Facts About The Pacific Ocean and Squirrels

September 18, 2012May 3, 2013Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Lunatic: Part #1

September 17, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive! Proof Of How “They” Make Light bulbs

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September 16, 2012February 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

E.T. the Video Game: The Amazingly Diabolical True Story

Marco Polo Travels
September 15, 2012November 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Questions We’d Ask Marco Polo

September 15, 2012August 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

We Went AWOL – Now We’re Back

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September 6, 2012July 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Our Sweet Potatoes Are Really Made Out Of Sweets

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September 5, 2012July 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Are Sweet Potatoes Made Out Of Sweets?

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September 4, 2012July 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Wild Stag Pulling a Stupid Face

September 3, 2012September 3, 2012Mr. Wapojif

What If Speech Bubbles Could Talk?

Jack and Jill
September 1, 2012March 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Jack and Jill: Adam Sandler’s Unfunny Thing

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