Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
The Stone Roses Reunion: Madchester is Back
At the End of the Day: Stop Saying That Stupid Term
How To Be A Lunatic: The Official Guide
Ludwig van Beethoven: Some Personal Musings
Sandwiches—250 Years Young
Prince William: “London pigeons [have] more athletic prowess than me!”
Prince Charles Presents the BBC Weather
What Would Happen If Mount Everest Fell Over?
World Domination: Part 2—The Plague of Doom!
World Domination: Part 1—Going For Glory
Some Really Weird & Cute Looking Animals
How to be a Chinese Dwarf Hamster
5 Disgusting Looking Sandwiches
Three Notable Eccentrics From History
Some Reasons Why Cheese Is Ace
Shelves: A Brief History
Weird Foods We Found On The Internet
The Who’s Keith Moon Asked To Perform At 2012 London Olympics
Fashion Guide: Your Moronic Tips From Total Fashionistas
Stuff Explained: Life & Other Things Covered at Random
10 Funny Meals To Make Over The Easter Weekend
Six Interesting Facts About Easter Eggs
Santa’s Weekly Column!
Rayman Origins: Solving All of Life’s Ills
April Fool’s Day: Amazing Tricks to Play
We Need To Talk About Kevin: Dark Drama About Violence
Baked Beans: Some Stupid False Facts
10 Amazing Things To Do This Weekend
10 Ace Jobs That Don’t Exist But Really Should, You Know?
Santa’s Weekly Column: He’s Not Gone Mental!
The Professional Moron Dating Column
Celebrities: If They Hadn’t Been Good At The Day Job
Exclusive: Santa’s Weekly Column #2
