Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Oliver Reed: The Very Best Eccentric Interviews
Breaking News: NASA to Visit The Sun – Tabloid Rejects Request!
20 Classic Songs Ruined By Using Fish Names in the Titles
Exclusive Recipe: Pain et Agony au Chocolat (delicious!)
Agony Aunt: “I’m a man and I want to be the first woman on Mars”
Jaki Liebezeit: Tribute to One of the World’s Best Drummers
Big Sur by Jack Kerouac
Face/Off: “I’d like to take his face… off” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps mansplaining!”
20 Classic Films Ruined By Using “Potato” in the Title
Exclusive Invention: ReHearse (private rehearsing in a hearse!)
Bottom: Celebrating The Sweary & Sensational Sitcom
RiME: Hyped up Indie Adventure Delivers the Goods
On the Road by Jack Kerouac 🛣️
50th Anniversary: Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
Exclusive Invention: Learn to Dance with the ConfiDance Robot!
Exclusive Recipe: Pommes de Tear (make your torn clothes edible)
Withnail and I: “I demand to have some booze!” Quote Off
Exclusive Invention: PastErr (see your conversational filler records!)
Breaking News: British National Anthem to be Rewritten!
Link’s Awakening: The Game Boy Zelda we Bloody Love
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson
Breaking News: UK Government Plans Major Mint-Based Reforms
Exclusive Invention: Carafans (a caravan with a 12ft fan on the back)
Exclusive Recipe: Candy Floss Floss (eat whilst flossing!)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Chores (like Cheers, but tedious)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I perform PDAs in public?!”
Steam: Your Introductory Guide to Gaming’s Modern Wonder
A Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway
Exclusive Recipe: Sardine & Chocolate Soufflé!
Great Sayings Revisited: Like Trying to Get Mud Out of a Stone
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Who Wants to Be a Minger?
Terminator 2 – Judgement Day: “Come with me if you want to live” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Interview: Mr. Wapojif of Professional Moron Reveals All!
World to the West: Rain Games Returns with Indie Fun
Kamiko: Short But Sweet (and cheap!) Indie Fun on Switch
