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October 29, 2021October 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Smug Motivational Business Guru on LinkedIn

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September 27, 2021September 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Ensure Hard Work at Work For a Hardworking Workforce

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April 19, 2021April 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How Your Employees Should Sit at Their Desks at Work

April 5, 2021April 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Clapping at Work: Rules on Celebrating Things

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December 4, 2020December 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Growing a Beard: The Common Mistakes Men (and women) Make

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September 17, 2020September 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Manage Sneezing at Work

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August 13, 2020August 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Hypermasculinity: How to Exert Your Superiority

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July 9, 2020July 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Filming in the Rain: How Movies Make it Look Like it’s Heaving

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March 16, 2020March 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Enforce Happiness in the Workplace

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February 13, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How Chainsaws Will Improve Your Company Culture

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January 28, 2020January 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Marriage Tips: How to be a Brilliant Husband or Wife (or both)

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January 14, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Flatmates & Neighbours: The Very Best of Our Rental History

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September 3, 2019September 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Sack an Employee

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August 9, 2019August 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Use the Toilet at Work

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June 20, 2019June 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Perform Drug Testing at Work

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May 20, 2019May 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Use LinkedIn

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May 10, 2019May 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Shake Someone’s Hand

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April 26, 2019December 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Touch Typing: How to Type Like a Bolt of Lightning

Lying
April 2, 2019March 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Tell if Someone is Lying

Alien abduction
March 22, 2019March 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Effectively Manage Your Alien Abduction

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February 25, 2019February 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Moonwalk (dancing – not space travel)

Thank you
February 4, 2019February 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Email & Letter Sign-Offs: How to End Your Discourse

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January 21, 2019August 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Punch Someone in the Face

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December 28, 2018December 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Love Letter

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December 10, 2018December 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Make Small Talk

The Fist of Aggression
November 19, 2018November 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to be More AGGRESSIVE!

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October 9, 2018October 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Host a Dinner Party

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July 18, 2018February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Paper Fortune Tellers: How to Make These Predicting Things

Flirting
July 4, 2018July 4, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Chat Up a Woman – Part #2

May 28, 2018September 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Nail a Job Interview

Mount Everest
May 14, 2018April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Climb Mount Everest (Your Official, Moronic Survival Guide)

Letter writing
April 24, 2018April 24, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Threatening Letter

Marriage
March 5, 2018January 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Get Married (our official, unbeatable guide to marriage!)

How to shave properly
January 11, 2018January 6, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Shave Your Face (manly man’s guide)

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017Mr. Wapojif

How Hairdressers Can Improve the Haircut Experience

How to use a parting phrase like goodbye
October 12, 2017October 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

How to Use a Parting Phrase (Goodbye, Farewell, Get Lost etc.)

How to speak like you're from Northern England
September 21, 2017March 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Speak Like You’re From Northern England, Mate

How to ask out a woman
August 16, 2017August 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out a Woman (and score every time, player!)

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