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Category: Special Features

Space with Earth and two conversation bubbles in a discussion
September 12, 2022September 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Me and Space have small talk. Am I nuts?!”

Jaws podcast special about sharks
September 10, 2022September 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #14: Jaws Tribute Extravaganza Thing

A giant cartoon Santa with his mouth wide open
September 9, 2022September 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: And so Begins the Road to Christmas 2022

Garlic breath will destroy your profits
September 6, 2022August 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Garlic in the Workplace: Laws on Foul-Smelling Breath & Cloves

Gary the Gallbladder has gone rogue presenting the news
August 30, 2022August 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My gallbladder became a broadcast journalist!”

Workplace pranks destroy livelihoods
August 29, 2022August 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Workplace Pranks: The Laws on Removing All Fun From Jobs

Voices from the past - interviews with older generations
August 27, 2022September 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Voices From the Past: Old Interviews Remember Bygone Eras

When a husband evolves into a teabag
August 23, 2022August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My husband drank tea and evolved into a teabag!”

When best friends steal baby names
August 22, 2022August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best friend stole my baby name!”

An old map of Manchester city centre in the UK
August 20, 2022August 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Old Footage of Manchester: The City Through the 20th Century

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August 13, 2022August 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #13: Some Free SEO Tips for Bloggers

Oops - We've done a stupid
August 9, 2022August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Sorry For the Mass Emails! We’ve Had a Technical Oopsie 📧⚠️

How to create children who aren't spoiled
August 2, 2022August 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with spoiled brats for kids?”

When your hair gets angry and demands a perm
August 1, 2022August 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My head of hair is demanding a perm!”

Best friends shouldn't copycat each other
July 25, 2022July 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best friend is copying everything in my life!”

Should Rhododendrons be illegal at work?
July 12, 2022July 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Rhododendron Bushes at Work: Laws on the Large Flowering Shrub

Do brooding bodyguards save marriages
July 11, 2022July 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why’s my husband hired a bodyguard to protect me?”

Throwmance the romantic practice of throwing things at people
July 5, 2022July 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Throwmance—my husband’s new take on romance”

Crustless sandwiches aren't evil
July 4, 2022July 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Crustless Sandwiches at Work: Laws For No Crusts With Bread

Men shaving should be illegal
June 28, 2022June 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband doesn’t clean the sink after shaving!”

Great white sharks at work
June 27, 2022June 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Great White Sharks at Work: Laws Regarding Toothy Monstrosities

BBQ employment laws for work
June 21, 2022June 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

BBQs at Work: The Laws on Barbecues in the Office

Are gross rich old men marriage material?
June 14, 2022June 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I marry a gross rich old man?”

Ping-pong at work employment laws
June 6, 2022June 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ping-Pong Tables at Work: Why Your Business MUST Have One

All the greatest kelp hits
May 31, 2022May 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined by Adding “Kelp” Into the Title

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May 28, 2022June 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #12: Ramblings on Remote Working

Men wearing shorts during the summer
May 23, 2022May 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop men wearing shorts this summer!?”

The curtsy in the workplace
May 20, 2022May 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Curtsying at Work: The How, Why, and When of the Polite Bob

Gilles Villeneuve in his Ferrari overalls
May 8, 2022May 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Gilles Villeneuve Tribute to the F1 Legend

2025 Osaka World Expo mascot
May 6, 2022July 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Myaku-Myaku the 2025 Osaka World Expo Mascot

A woman struggling to open a difficult jar... she needs a man!
May 2, 2022April 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Women keep asking me to open pickle jars!”

Geese at work promote mild peril and honking
April 26, 2022April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Geese at Work: How to Manage Mild Peril, Honking, & Poo

MoroniCast podcast logo
April 23, 2022May 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #11: Notes on Bottom, Comedy, and Satire

A poltergeist grinning and screaming like crazy
April 19, 2022April 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Poltergeists at Work: The Law Regarding Supernatural Beings

A door with a door knock, ideal for knock, knock, ginger
April 18, 2022April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Knock, Knock, Ginger: The History of the Ding-Dong-Ditch Prank

Some feet and ankles covered by socks
April 15, 2022April 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I fix my sprained ankle?”

April 11, 2022April 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband never does nice things to surprise me!”

Red blood cells in a vein
April 5, 2022April 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Nosebleeds and nosed-based advice required!”

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