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Pawn
May 24, 2018May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I think my husband is addicted to pawn shops!”

Recording studio
May 22, 2018May 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

What Happens to a Song When it Fades Out?

Blackfish
May 19, 2018May 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Environmental Films: Doing Their Bit For The Planet?

Tattoos
May 17, 2018May 13, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me missus wants me to tattoo her name into me forehead!”

Divorce
May 11, 2018May 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I divorce my girlfriend?!”

May 4, 2018May 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Wall of China (Graffiti Excellence in Canada)

Sugar
May 4, 2018May 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! What’s a sugar daddy and do I need one?”

Pop music performance
April 30, 2018March 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

8 Classic Pop Songs Ruined By Making the Titles Too Descriptive

Sunshine Blogger Award
April 29, 2018April 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Sunshine Blogger Award Challenge… Thing

Romance
April 23, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Comedies Ruined By Adding “Sneeze” Into The Title

Kids and a pet
April 20, 2018April 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”

Swearing
April 12, 2018April 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 New Swear Words To Use With Serious Pride

English language
March 29, 2018March 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me bird hates me gansgta slang aiiiiiiie”

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend wants to donate his kidneys to charity!”

Man
March 9, 2018March 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”

Fatherhood
March 2, 2018March 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”

Brazil Film
January 26, 2018March 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Brazil’s Energetic Office Theme Music Analysed

A gargoyle trying to eat its foot
January 24, 2018January 23, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Gargoyles” To The Names!

Porridge
January 18, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Video Games Ruined By Adding “Porridge” To The Title

Woman online dating
January 16, 2018January 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Women Seeking Men

Love in 2018 - Men seeking women
January 15, 2018March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Men Seeking Women

Love and relationships - outgrowing your boyfriend
January 12, 2018January 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve outgrown my boyfriend. What do I do?!”

Frogs playing sports games
January 9, 2018January 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 Exciting New Words for the Sports Industry

Santa Claus out in the open with snow
January 1, 2018January 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Polemic: On the Nature of Fame

The Art of Professional Moron
December 28, 2017October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Professional Moron #3: Kitchen Utensil Special

Santa on Christmas Day
December 25, 2017December 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Official Christmas Day Chaos Report

Christmas hat
December 22, 2017November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Last Minute Christmas Push Carnage!

Toilet paper
December 21, 2017November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Popular Foods Ruined by Adding “Toilet Paper” to The Name

Are Art
December 19, 2017October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Professional Moron #2

Christmas cards
December 18, 2017December 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Swapping Christmas Cards at Santa’s!

A candle
December 12, 2017December 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Candles

The police
December 11, 2017December 11, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Racking Up The Police Warnings

Learn some new words
December 8, 2017December 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

10 More Brilliant New Words and What They Mean!

Peas
December 5, 2017December 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Films Ruined by Adding “Mushy Peas” to the Title

Christmas and Santa Claus
December 4, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Shaking Up The Xmas Script

Man showing off playing a guitar
November 24, 2017November 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Rock Bands Renamed for the Better

Santa Claus Christmas push
November 21, 2017November 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Revving Up For Christmas!

Christmas Mail
November 16, 2017November 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dealing With Hate Mail

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