Category: Special Features
20 A List Celebrities Renamed With Better Surnames
Pandiculation: The Name For When You Yawn and Stretch
20 Legal Terms Improved By Adding “Poo” Into Them
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need more chat up lines to use on hot birds!”
20 Oscar Winning Films Ruined By Adding “Cement” to the Title
Jo Jones: Celebrating a Drumming God with a Mischievous Grin
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why can’t I say ‘mankind’ no more?!”
Evolutionary Theory: Why Are Owls So Bloody Wise?
20 Classic Plays Ruined By Using Body Parts in the Title
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My kids are snowflakes!”
20 Classic Songs Ruined By Using Fish Names in the Titles
Agony Aunt: “I’m a man and I want to be the first woman on Mars”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps mansplaining!”
Bottom: Celebrating The Sweary & Sensational Sitcom
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I perform PDAs in public?!”
Exclusive Interview: Mr. Wapojif of Professional Moron Reveals All!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How Do I Make Myself Look Like Brad Pitt?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need to lose one stone in one week!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps manspreading!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find my one true love?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m attracted to bad boys but keep getting hurt!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My girlfriend isn’t ladylike… AT ALL!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has hairy back syndrome!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps staring at other women!”
Posthoumous: A Dystopian Story About Houmous Gone Wrong!
We’re “Celebrating” 5 Long Years of Professional Moron!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day!”
Breaking News: Mass Drunken UK Riot Leads to Hilarious Scenes!
Travel Guide 2017: Visit Miserable Mercury for Lessons in Boredom!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I get this fit bloke’s attention?!”
Lonely Hearts Column #2 – 2017: Women Seeking Men
Lonely Hearts Column 2017: Men Seeking Women
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m having problems chatting up hot birds!”
Travel Guide 2017: Swamps – Putrid Holidaying Bliss!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m going bald!! How do I get my hair back?!”
Travel Guide 2017: Taken a Sad Turn?! Visit Saturn!
