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June 23, 2012July 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Hate Mail: Our Very First Bit of Online Abuse!

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June 19, 2012August 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Many and Varied Types of Twitter Users Explained

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June 18, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

5 Inspirational World Records To Break

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June 17, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Do Light Bulbs Live Forever?

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June 15, 2012May 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Pirates: Yarr! A Guide To Sea Shanty Type Stuff

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June 14, 2012July 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Viable Excuses For Being Late To Work

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June 11, 2012August 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Movie Hairdos Ever

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June 9, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Adélie Penguins: Facts & Flippers About These Awesome Beasts

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June 8, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Brilliance of Google Translate

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June 2, 2012May 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Bees: The Good, The Bad, The Buzzy

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May 31, 2012July 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

What it means to be British!

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May 25, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Twitter: Proof of Impending Alien Invasions & Frog Polemics

May 23, 2012April 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Stone Roses Reunion: Madchester is Back

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May 15, 2012May 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Lunatic: The Official Guide

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May 14, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ludwig van Beethoven: Some Personal Musings

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May 12, 2012April 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Prince William: “London pigeons [have] more athletic prowess than me!”

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May 8, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

What Would Happen If Mount Everest Fell Over?

May 4, 2012November 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

World Domination: Part 2—The Plague of Doom!

May 3, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

World Domination: Part 1—Going For Glory

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May 2, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Some Really Weird & Cute Looking Animals

History
April 17, 2012March 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Three Notable Eccentrics From History

Shelves
April 14, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Shelves: A Brief History

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April 11, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fashion Guide: Your Moronic Tips From Total Fashionistas

Stuff
April 10, 2012May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Stuff Explained: Life & Other Things Covered at Random

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April 4, 2012March 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Six Interesting Facts About Easter Eggs

April 3, 2012November 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column!

April Fool's Day
April 1, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

April Fool’s Day: Amazing Tricks to Play

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March 15, 2012March 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Amazing Things To Do This Weekend

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March 14, 2012March 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

10 Ace Jobs That Don’t Exist—But Should

March 13, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column: He’s Not Gone Mental!

Love Actually
March 12, 2012November 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Dating Column

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March 11, 2012August 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Events They Should Have Included At The Olympics 2012

March 10, 2012July 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Best Song Titles That Haven’t Been Used Yet

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March 8, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Celebrities: If They Hadn’t Been Good At The Day Job

March 5, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Santa’s Weekly Column #2

March 4, 2012July 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: A Brief Moment in History

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March 3, 2012August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Diary of a Wellington Inspector

LOL
February 22, 2012August 5, 2022Mr. Wapojif

How LOL And ROFLMAO Destroyed The World

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