Category: Special Features
We’re “Celebrating” 5 Long Years of Professional Moron!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day!”
Breaking News: Mass Drunken UK Riot Leads to Hilarious Scenes!
Travel Guide 2017: Visit Miserable Mercury for Lessons in Boredom!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I get this fit bloke’s attention?!”
Lonely Hearts Column #2 – 2017: Women Seeking Men
Lonely Hearts Column 2017: Men Seeking Women
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m having problems chatting up hot birds!”
Travel Guide 2017: Swamps – Putrid Holidaying Bliss!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m going bald!! How do I get my hair back?!”
Travel Guide 2017: Taken a Sad Turn?! Visit Saturn!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has a gross ingrowing toenail!”
Financial Advice: 5 Tips on How to Secure a Loan (semi-legally)
Travel Guide 2017: Visit Jupiter – The Best Gas Giant!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my wife eats is cheese on toast!”
Exclusive Santa Column: Ho Ho Ho! It’s Christmas Gout (day, rather)!
Exclusive Santa Column: The Final XMas Push, Thrust, & Limb Loss!
Agony Aunt: “My husband claims he was abducted by aliens. WTF?!”
Exclusive Santa Column: Plague Outbreak & Plastic Food Fuss!
Agony Aunt: “My husband is uglier than I realised. What should I do?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend can’t hold down a steady job!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband just cheated on me with an avatar!”
Exclusive Santa Column: The Many Explosive Dangers of Christmas
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps shaving his eyebrows off!”
Exclusive New Activity: Hot Water Bottle Fights!
Agony Aunt: “sup dawg? ma gf is like wtf wiv da shelfies aight!”
Exclusive Santa Newsletter: Santa’s the ONLY Santa in Town!
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend’s feet are really massive and annoying!”
Exclusive New Event: Bonbon Fire Night – Now With More Agony!
Terrible Sayings Revisited: Sweat Your Appetite
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband uses my leg wax as chicken baste!”
Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Getting Crazy for the Clauses!
Great Restaurants of Yore: Cal’s Titanic Calzones
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I can’t stop eating my wife’s mascara!”
Sayings Revisited: If you gaze into ABBA, ABBA will gaze into you
Agony Aunt: “My husband is too hairy. How do I stop this?”
