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Category: Special Features

How to get a loan
January 4, 2017December 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Financial Advice: 5 Tips on How to Secure a Loan (semi-legally)

Holidays to Jupiter
January 2, 2017January 1, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Visit Jupiter – The Best Gas Giant!

Cheese on toast addiction
December 28, 2016May 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my wife eats is cheese on toast!”

Merry Christmas - Santa
December 25, 2016November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho Ho Ho! It’s Christmas Gout (day, rather)!

Santa's factory accident
December 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Final XMas Push, Thrust, & Limb Loss!

Agony aunt - boyfriend abducted by aliens
December 15, 2016December 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband claims he was abducted by aliens. WTF?!”

Santa Claus - Plague Outbreak newsletter
December 12, 2016December 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Plague Outbreak & Plastic Food Fuss!

Agony aunt - Ugly husband
December 8, 2016December 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is uglier than I realised. What should I do?”

My boyfriends keeps losing his job
December 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend can’t hold down a steady job!”

Agony Aunt - Video Games
November 23, 2016April 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband just cheated on me with an avatar!”

Exclusive Santa Claus Column
November 20, 2016November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Many Explosive Dangers of Christmas

Men and eyebrows
November 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps shaving his eyebrows off!”

Hot water bottle fights
November 16, 2016November 16, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Activity: Hot Water Bottle Fights!

Shelf
November 11, 2016November 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “sup dawg? ma gf is like wtf wiv da shelfies aight!”

Santa Claus Column
November 7, 2016November 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Newsletter: Santa’s the ONLY Santa in Town!

Stupid big man feet
November 3, 2016January 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend’s feet are really massive and annoying!”

Bonbon Fire Night
November 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Event: Bonbon Fire Night – Now With More Agony!

Sweat your appetite
November 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Terrible Sayings Revisited: Sweat Your Appetite

Eating leg wax
October 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband uses my leg wax as chicken baste!”

Santa Clause - Exclusive Newsletter
October 26, 2016November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Getting Crazy for the Clauses!

Cal - Titanic Calzones
October 24, 2016February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Great Restaurants of Yore: Cal’s Titanic Calzones

Eating mascara
October 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I can’t stop eating my wife’s mascara!”

ABBA - If you gaze into the Abyss
October 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Sayings Revisited: If you gaze into ABBA, ABBA will gaze into you

Hairy men problems
October 11, 2016October 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is too hairy. How do I stop this?”

Feminism and Meninism
October 5, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My girlfriend says I’m sexist! Is she broken!?”

Is it you're or your?
September 29, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend always gets ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ wrong!”

Cotton earbuds health implications
September 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Cotton Earbuds: Useless For Ear Cleaning… So What’s Better?

Women who hate football
September 21, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My woman hates football… should I dump the cow?”

Life at the Limit - Sid Watkins
September 18, 2016October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Life at the Limit: Triumph and Tragedy in F1 by Professor Sid Watkins

Cotton earbuds are not safe!
September 12, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend refuses to clean his ears!”

All men are bastards
September 5, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why are all men such bastards?!”

Queen - Freddie Mercury
September 2, 2016April 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Freddie Mercury: Happy Birthday to the Flamboyant Legend

Bog brush advice
August 29, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend never uses the bog brush!”

Bats and sports bats
August 25, 2016September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Do Bats Watch Baseball & Cricket?

Snorlax Bandai
August 22, 2016December 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Giant Snorlax Cushion: It’s Only £400 & Clogs Up Your House

Agony Aunt - Men snoring solutions
August 18, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband snores and it’s driving me insane!”

Agony Aunt
August 12, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I dump my utterly mental girlfriend?”

Men seeking women
August 9, 2016August 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Dating Column: Women Seeking Men!

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