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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

Jean-Paul Sartre The Age of Reason
December 13, 2014January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Age of Reason by Jean-Paul Sartre 🍷

December 11, 2014January 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Reintroducing The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column!

Thomas Was Alone
December 8, 2014April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Thomas Was Alone: Existential Indie Game Poignancy

December 7, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Scarf

What if lies were pies?
December 5, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What if Lies Were Pies?

Down and Out in Paris and London by George Orwell
December 3, 2014January 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Down and Out in Paris and London by George Orwell 🌃👨‍🍳

Pens or pencils - which are best
November 30, 2014August 9, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Which is Better: Pens or Pencils?

November 29, 2014January 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer Reaction

Statue of Liberty
November 28, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Statue Of Liability: Why Britain Needs This Thing

Deodorant sandwiches
November 26, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fine Smelling Deodorant Sandwiches

Lemon
November 25, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Being Pelted With CS Gas? Suck On A Lemon

Donkey Kong Country box for the Super Nintendo
November 24, 2014March 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Country: Landmark SNES Platformer With Feels

Happy birthday!
November 21, 2014February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Guide To Turning 30

November 19, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Journey Into The Mind Of A Hamster

November 17, 2014September 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Dumb and Dumber To: Why Did This Have to Happen?

Proving that bus wheels are wrong from the nursery rhyme The Wheels on the Bus
November 16, 2014August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Wheels On The Bus Nursery Rhyme—A Savage Indictment

November 14, 2014November 14, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

10 Celebrity Surnames Changed To Look Stupid!

November 13, 2014November 13, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Coughy – Cough Syrup Coffee!

November 11, 2014November 11, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

When Is A Generalisation Not A Generalisation?

November 10, 2014June 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Violently Tragic History Of The Sieve

Shovel Knight campfire
November 6, 2014April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

All Hail Shovel Knight!!

November 5, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Who Invented Washing Up?

November 3, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why Wasn’t Jack London From London?

November 2, 2014January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Are Twiglets Really Twigs For Let?

What is Toothpaste?
November 1, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What is Toothpaste?

October 31, 2014November 1, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Self-Service Checkouts…

October 30, 2014October 29, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of Self-Service Checkouts!

tea
October 29, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tea Bag Mop!

October 28, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Humans Need To Comfort Food?

October 21, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Detox With an ox

Knickerbocker Glory ice creams
October 20, 2014September 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Knickerbocker Glory: Why the name, dear?

Soap
October 19, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Razor Soap!

October 17, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Ladybird Invasion of October 2014

Life Force on the NES
October 15, 2014April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Life Force: The Psychosis of NES Gaming

Hor Air Balloons
October 14, 2014May 23, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Hot Air Balloons That Shape?

Choc Noodle
October 13, 2014April 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

It’s The Choc Noodle (a chocolate Pot Noodle)

A cartoon foot with a big toe
October 12, 2014September 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrate Global Big Toe Day!

October 11, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are There Germs in Wheatgerm?

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