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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

A ladle and a ladder
June 15, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Laddler (a ladle and ladder all-in-one)

The Spice Girls Pizza
June 14, 2017June 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pizza-Zigazig Ah (Spice Girls themed pizza)

20 Classic Plays Ruined By Using Body Parts in the Title
June 13, 2017June 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Plays Ruined By Using Body Parts in the Title

Snowflake generation
June 12, 2017June 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My kids are snowflakes!”

Catfight
June 11, 2017August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Catfight: Violent Social Commentary & Fisticuffs Fun

Longitude by Dava Sobel
June 10, 2017January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Longitude by Dava Sobel

Oliver Reed - eccentric interviews
June 9, 2017November 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Oliver Reed: The Very Best Eccentric Interviews

NASA plans to visit The Sun tabloid newspaper
June 8, 2017June 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: NASA to Visit The Sun – Tabloid Rejects Request!

Classic songs ruined by fish
June 7, 2017June 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Songs Ruined By Using Fish Names in the Titles

Pain et Agony au Chocolat
June 6, 2017June 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pain et Agony au Chocolat (delicious!)

The first woman on Mars
June 5, 2017June 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m a man and I want to be the first woman on Mars”

Can - Jaki Liebezeit
June 4, 2017January 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Jaki Liebezeit: Tribute to One of the World’s Best Drummers

Big Sur - Jack Kerouac
June 3, 2017November 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Big Sur by Jack Kerouac

Face Off
June 2, 2017June 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Face/Off: “I’d like to take his face… off” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Mansplaining
June 1, 2017May 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps mansplaining!”

Potatoes
May 31, 2017September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Films Ruined By Using “Potato” in the Title

The ReHearse - Rehearse in a hearse
May 30, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: ReHearse (private rehearsing in a hearse!)

Bottom - TV Show
May 29, 2017April 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bottom: Celebrating The Sweary & Sensational Sitcom

RiME
May 28, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

RiME: Hyped up Indie Adventure Delivers the Goods

On the Road by Jack Kerouac
May 27, 2017February 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

On the Road by Jack Kerouac 🛣️

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
May 26, 2017April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

50th Anniversary: Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

ConfiDance the dancing robot
May 26, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Learn to Dance with the ConfiDance Robot!

Pommes de Tear clothes recipe
May 25, 2017May 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pommes de Tear (make your torn clothes edible)

Withnail and I
May 24, 2017May 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Withnail and I: “I demand to have some booze!” Quote Off

Brain language scan
May 23, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: PastErr (see your conversational filler records!)

UK national anthem to be rewritten
May 22, 2017May 22, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British National Anthem to be Rewritten!

May 21, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Link’s Awakening: The Game Boy Zelda we Bloody Love

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson
May 20, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson

Government plans mint plans
May 19, 2017May 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: UK Government Plans Major Mint-Based Reforms

The Carafan Invention
May 18, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Carafans (a caravan with a 12ft fan on the back)

Candy Floss Floss
May 17, 2017May 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Candy Floss Floss (eat whilst flossing!)

Chores the TV show
May 16, 2017May 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Chores (like Cheers, but tedious)

Public displays of affection (PDAs) are evil
May 15, 2017May 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I perform PDAs in public?!”

Steam - Your Guide
May 14, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Steam: Your Introductory Guide to Gaming’s Modern Wonder

A Farewell to Arms - Ernest Hemingway
May 13, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway

Sardine Soufflé
May 12, 2017May 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sardine & Chocolate Soufflé!

Like trying to get mud out of a stone
May 11, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Like Trying to Get Mud Out of a Stone

Who Wants to Be a Minger
May 10, 2017May 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Who Wants to Be a Minger?

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