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Tag: Agony Aunt

A woman being forced to carry her boyfriend's things
June 19, 2023June 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I REFUSE to carry my boyfriend’s stuff?”

Real men only need to sleep on a mattress on the floor
June 12, 2023June 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend sleeps on a mattress on the floor… why?!”

A man refusing to take directions from his girlfriend
June 6, 2023June 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband refuses to ask for directions”

The Worst Man at a wedding, throwing up near the happy couple
May 8, 2023May 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I was the WORST MAN at my mate’s wedding!”

Robot is a best man at a wedding
May 1, 2023June 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best man is a ROBOT!”

An older woman with food stuck in her teeth on a date
April 17, 2023April 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Spinach keeps getting stuck in my teeth on dates!”

Master body language to date women
April 10, 2023April 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What’s good body language in dating, mate?”

A wife stealing of her husband's plate during a romantic meal
March 28, 2023March 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The wife keeps eating off MY plate!!!”

Responding to a woman about if her bum looks big
March 20, 2023March 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife keeps asking if her ‘bum’ looks big”

Your husband DRINKS aftershave
March 13, 2023March 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband drinking aftershave?”

Do you date a monobrow guy
March 6, 2023March 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has a monobrow!”

A woman angry with her husband about their sleeping arrangement
February 21, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband hogs too much space in bed!!”

A boring man droning on and on about ale in a conversation
February 13, 2023February 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps droning on about ale (beer)!”

When a husband calls a woman wifey
February 6, 2023January 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The woman hates it when I call her ‘wifey’!”

A man putting his feet on the living room table (the worst of mankind)
January 30, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband PUTS HIS FEET UP on the living room table!”

A marriage ruined by drinks coasters
January 23, 2023January 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband REFUSES to use drinks coasters!!”

Annoying dad jokes destroy family life
January 9, 2023January 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I end my husband’s dad jokes?!”

A husband and wife arguing about their being too many Christmas decorations
December 27, 2022December 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Hubby refuses to take the Christmas decorations down!”

A Karen wife getting spoiled about not having good Christmas presents
December 20, 2022December 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What do I get my spoiled wife for Christmas!?”

A gross man who thinks he's James Bond
December 6, 2022November 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband fancies himself as James Bond!”

How to channel your inner bitch
November 21, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I channel my inner bitch, please?”

A husband with a small penis
November 1, 2022November 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Can I divorce my husband due to his small wiener?!”

NaggoTron the nagging wife robot
October 24, 2022October 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I miss my wife so I built a nagging robot…”

When men are scared of mother-in-laws
October 4, 2022October 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is scared of his mother-in-law!”

When best friends steal baby names
August 22, 2022August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best friend stole my baby name!”

How to create children who aren't spoiled
August 2, 2022August 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with spoiled brats for kids?”

Best friends shouldn't copycat each other
July 25, 2022July 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best friend is copying everything in my life!”

Do brooding bodyguards save marriages
July 11, 2022July 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why’s my husband hired a bodyguard to protect me?”

Men shaving should be illegal
June 28, 2022June 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband doesn’t clean the sink after shaving!”

Are gross rich old men marriage material?
June 14, 2022June 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I marry a gross rich old man?”

Men wearing shorts during the summer
May 23, 2022May 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop men wearing shorts this summer!?”

A woman struggling to open a difficult jar... she needs a man!
May 2, 2022April 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Women keep asking me to open pickle jars!”

April 11, 2022April 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband never does nice things to surprise me!”

An abandoned ship left in the countryside
February 28, 2022February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s solution for everything is to abandon ship”

A packed out sandwich
February 22, 2022February 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband likes sandwiches more than me!”

A pretty garden shed in a nice neighbourhood
February 7, 2022February 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Can a shed REALLY save our marriage!?”

A married couple linking arms at a wedding
February 1, 2022January 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My hubby hates being called ‘hubby’!”

A moonlit silhouette of a couple with the man proposing
January 20, 2022January 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I need a budget engagement ring for my broad!”

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