November 1, 2017November 1, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Candid Santa in His Most Revealing Interview Yet!

October 30, 2017August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Midnight Cowboy: “I’m walking here!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

October 25, 2017August 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!

October 24, 2017October 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Storm Brian Batters UK as Citizens Demand Better Storm Names

October 11, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Take a Tour of Santa’s Factory

October 5, 2017September 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Day in the Life of Santa

September 28, 2017April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Annual Christmas Shopping List

September 26, 2017April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

12 Rap Albums Improved by Adding Cheese Names to the Title

September 25, 2017September 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Aiiiiiiiiie: Check Out Our Debut Gangsta Rap Album!

September 21, 2017March 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Speak Like You’re From Northern England, Mate

September 19, 2017November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Gruesome Accident Report Form Details

September 13, 2017April 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Paintings Improved by Adding “Smelly” to the Title

September 12, 2017September 11, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singing, Serious Injuries, & Pac-Man

September 4, 2017September 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Exclusive Column: Getting Ready For Christmas!

August 22, 2017July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

August 21, 2017August 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred

August 16, 2017August 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out a Woman (and score every time, player!)

August 10, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)

August 9, 2017August 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop being friend zoned?”

August 8, 2017August 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)

August 7, 2017August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

News: Carnage as Pavements Renamed “Sidewalks” in the UK

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

20 A List Celebrities Renamed With Better Surnames

August 1, 2017July 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking Bad: “I am the one who knocks!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

July 31, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)

July 24, 2017July 22, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

20 Legal Terms Improved By Adding “Poo” Into Them

July 20, 2017July 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)

July 18, 2017July 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Trainspitting (trains, spit, no drugs)

July 12, 2017August 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Whiplash: “Not quite my tempo” Quote Off Extravaganza!

July 10, 2017September 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need more chat up lines to use on hot birds!”

July 7, 2017July 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Name Your Baby: Top Tips For New Parents

July 6, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t look a git horse in the mouth

July 5, 2017July 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Planet of the Apes: “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

July 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)

July 3, 2017July 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)

June 30, 2017June 29, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Bobble Hats Outlawed For Summer – Bobble Hat Enthusiasts Outraged

June 29, 2017June 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

20 Oscar Winning Films Ruined By Adding “Cement” to the Title

June 27, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)

June 26, 2017June 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why can’t I say ‘mankind’ no more?!”