September 25, 2017September 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Aiiiiiiiiie: Check Out Our Debut Gangsta Rap Album!

September 21, 2017March 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Speak Like You’re From Northern England, Mate

September 19, 2017November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Gruesome Accident Report Form Details

September 13, 2017April 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Paintings Improved by Adding “Smelly” to the Title

September 12, 2017September 11, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singing, Serious Injuries, & Pac-Man

September 4, 2017September 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Exclusive Column: Getting Ready For Christmas!

August 22, 2017July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

August 21, 2017August 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred

August 16, 2017August 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out a Woman (and score every time, player!)

August 10, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)

August 9, 2017August 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop being friend zoned?”

August 8, 2017August 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)

August 7, 2017August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

News: Carnage as Pavements Renamed “Sidewalks” in the UK

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

20 A List Celebrities Renamed With Better Surnames

August 1, 2017July 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking Bad: “I am the one who knocks!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

July 31, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)

July 24, 2017July 22, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

20 Legal Terms Improved By Adding “Poo” Into Them

July 20, 2017July 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)

July 18, 2017July 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Trainspitting (trains, spit, no drugs)

July 12, 2017August 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Whiplash: “Not quite my tempo” Quote Off Extravaganza!

July 10, 2017September 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need more chat up lines to use on hot birds!”

July 7, 2017July 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Name Your Baby: Top Tips For New Parents

July 6, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t look a git horse in the mouth

July 5, 2017July 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Planet of the Apes: “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

July 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)

July 3, 2017July 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)

June 30, 2017June 29, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Bobble Hats Outlawed For Summer – Bobble Hat Enthusiasts Outraged

June 29, 2017June 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

20 Oscar Winning Films Ruined By Adding “Cement” to the Title

June 27, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)

June 26, 2017June 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why can’t I say ‘mankind’ no more?!”

June 23, 2017June 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marshland Marshmallows & Sardine Ice Cream

June 22, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: More than just a petty face

June 21, 2017June 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Sudden Impact: “Go ahead, make my day” Quote Off Extravaganza!

June 20, 2017June 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Are Owls So Bloody Wise?

June 19, 2017June 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Toilet Cloner (miles better than toilet cleaner)

June 16, 2017June 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Controversy as Tzatziki Renamed “Cucumber Dip”

June 13, 2017June 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Plays Ruined By Using Body Parts in the Title

June 12, 2017June 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My kids are snowflakes!”