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Tag: Romance

Heart shaped tree in a field of romantic roses
February 4, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Romance Bazooka

A human nose
January 31, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Love Songs Ruined by Adding “Mucus” Into the Title

Angels & Insects by A.S. Byatt
January 25, 2020January 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Morpho Eugenia by A.S. Byatt

Romantic dinner setting with wine glasses and candles
January 15, 2020January 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband got me a weird anniversary present!”

A love heart tied to some rope
January 3, 2020March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Women Special!

Love hearts in a crossword puzzle
January 2, 2020January 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Men Special!

Women seeking men in dating
December 31, 2019December 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Men Special!

A man dating a woman in a Santa hat
December 30, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Women Special!

Howl's Moving Castle
December 25, 2019March 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Howl’s Moving Castle: Charming Animation With a Live Castle

A stick man urinating into a toilet
November 14, 2019November 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is driving me insane by peeing into the middle of the toilet!”

Chess in a vibrant setting
October 31, 2019November 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I keep getting divorced because of board games (and anger management issues)!”

A toilet paper roll
October 17, 2019October 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Toilet Paper” Into The Title

Romantic chocolates of love
September 12, 2019January 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?”

Men exchanging a beer during a sunset.
July 2, 2019July 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My man brings his mates to our ‘romantic’ dates!”

Man with extra arms
March 21, 2019March 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has grown a third arm and it’s gross!”

I love you - Valentine's Day roses and romance
February 8, 2019February 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.

Angry face
October 19, 2018October 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave

Beer
September 24, 2018September 24, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Blind Drunk Date

1
September 6, 2018September 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”

Romance
April 23, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Comedies Ruined By Adding “Sneeze” Into The Title

A gargoyle trying to eat its foot
January 24, 2018January 23, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Gargoyles” To The Names!

Punch-Drunk Love
January 10, 2018July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Punch-Drunk Love: Quirky Love Story With an Incredible Sandler

Titanic
November 8, 2017February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Titanic: 20th Anniversary Review

Why bad boys are popular with women
March 27, 2017March 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m attracted to bad boys but keep getting hurt!

The Kebabe - A romantic kebab!
February 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The KeBabe (an extremely romantic kebab!)

Valentine's Day problems
February 14, 2017February 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day!”

Online dating for men in 2017
January 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column #2 – 2017: Women Seeking Men

Shelf
November 11, 2016November 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “sup dawg? ma gf is like wtf wiv da shelfies aight!”

The Empire Strikes Back - I love You, I know
November 8, 2016July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Empire Strikes Back: “I Love You”, “I know” Quote Off Extravaganza!

All men are bastards
September 5, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why are all men such bastards?!”

Bog brush advice
August 29, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend never uses the bog brush!”

Breakfast in Bed
August 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Breakfast in Bed

As Good As It Gets: You make me want to be a better man
April 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

As Good As It Gets: “You make me want to be a better man” Super Quote Off Extravaganza!

Mozart A Life in Letters
April 9, 2016January 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Mozart’s A Life in Letters

Love Actually - To me you are perfect
December 31, 2015December 31, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Love Actually: “To me, you are perfect” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Gone with the Wind poster
October 27, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Gone with the Wind: “You should be kissed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jerry Maguire
August 20, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Jerry Maguire: “You had me at hello” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Francoise Sagan Bonjour Tristesse
June 16, 2015January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Bonjour Tristesse by Françoise Sagan

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