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Tag: Satire

An assortment of well aligned apartments
December 24, 2021December 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife keeps throwing my belongings out the window!”

Workplace signs for items you can wear, including shoes
December 21, 2021December 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Slippers at Work: Laws on Comfortable Workplace Footwear

Santa says Just say Ho!
December 20, 2021December 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Gets a Medical

A bowl of turmeric with raisins nearby
December 17, 2021December 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Turmeric at Work: Employment Laws For Yellow Aromatic Powder

Chainsaw Chopsticks
December 14, 2021December 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Chainsaw Chopsticks For a Deliciously Dangerous Meal

Santa's cartoon hat with a red background
December 13, 2021December 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Notes on Effective Leadership During Trying Times

A Christmas angel figure smiling
December 7, 2021December 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Crush

Wall Street with Gordon Gekko and "Greed is good"
December 6, 2021December 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Greed is Good: Wall Street Quote Off Extravaganza!

Santa Claus running with some presents saying Ho ho ho
November 29, 2021November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hallucinations and Water Beds

Godzilla rampaging through the countryside
November 23, 2021November 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my husband a giant lizard?!”

A collection of cartoon space rockets and the cosmos
November 22, 2021November 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dandelion & Burdock (and space)

Alligator the 1980 movie
November 17, 2021November 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alligator: Ridiculous B Movie Horror is Awesome Badness

Santa Claus eating a chocolate chip cookie
November 16, 2021November 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Mince Pie Eating Competition

A woman with lipstick gossiping in a man's ear
November 15, 2021November 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Deep sea diving CURED my gossiping addiction!”

Basket Case Ben's Bonkers Barbers
November 11, 2021November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Basket Case Ben’s Bonkers Barbers [Sponsored Post]

A bedroom with brown wallpaper
November 9, 2021November 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wallpaper choices are destroying my marriage!”

Christmas items in red and blue
November 8, 2021November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Does Some Paperwork

Frank's Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Cafe
November 4, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Café [Sponsored Post]

A woman's face close up to her eyes
November 2, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Mustardscara (Mascara & Mustard All-in-One)

A traffic sign saying Christmas on it
November 1, 2021November 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Paranoia About the Millennium Bug

A smug looking businessman next to his laptop, no doubt typing a sug LinkedIn guru message
October 29, 2021October 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Smug Motivational Business Guru on LinkedIn

Lots of little Santas across Christmas wrapping
October 25, 2021October 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Great Lice Outbreak of Christmas 2021

A woman in pyjamas holding a pillow after sleepwalking into a field
October 22, 2021October 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop sleepwalking?”

Ho Ho Ho written in the snow
October 18, 2021October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Starts at the Psychiatrists

Two glasses of red wine near to a fireplace
October 12, 2021October 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Recipe: Deep-Fried Red Wine (For the Oenophile in All of Us)

A cheerful cartoon Santa hugging a polar bear
October 11, 2021October 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Lurgy Outbreak Threatens Christmas!

Weird Wendy's Wild Wine Tasting Getaway
October 8, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Weird Wendy’s Wild Wine Tasting Getaway [Sponsored Post]

A drunk and hangover Santa asking for alcohol
October 5, 2021October 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: “Christmas is DEAD!”, Yells Santa in Statement

Gorgonzola cheese next to a pear
October 4, 2021October 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gorgonzola at Work: Employment Laws on Veined Blue Cheese

A woman admiring her lipstick in a mirror
September 28, 2021September 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my wife addicted to wearing lipstick?”

An empty business meeting room
September 27, 2021September 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ensure Hard Work at Work For a Hardworking Workforce

Kiev in Ukraine with city centre architecture
September 24, 2021September 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Say Really Silly Things in Ukraine

A tuna sandwich
September 21, 2021November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Tuna in the Workplace: Laws on Business, Fish, and Smells

Ted's Terrible Tents
September 16, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ted’s Terrible Tents Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A toy soldier holding a bazooka
September 14, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Bazooka Cake (tasty & explosive)

A woman posing and doing duck lips
September 13, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I STOP doing duck lips photo poses!?”

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September 9, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Portly Paul’s Pathetic Pie Shop [Sponsored Post]

An upset girlfriend sitting on some autumn leaves
September 7, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my girlfriend always upset but says she’s not?”

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