Yellow circle

Professional Moron

Daily Doses of Satire & Culture ⛄

Menu Skip to content
  • Silliness
    • Insane Inventions
    • Sponsored Posts
    • Alien Abduction Diaries
    • Great Sayings Revisited
    • Hamsters
    • Haiku Friday
  • Features
    • Business Advice
    • Exclusive Santa Newsletter!
    • Agony Aunt
    • Ask Dr. Moron
    • Formula 1
    • MoroniCast Podcast
  • Food
    • Genius New Recipes
    • World Food History
    • British Food History
    • Food Disasters
  • Films, TV, Music
    • Film Reviews (serious ones)
    • Film Quote Off Extravaganzas
    • Epic Music
    • Drumming Stuff
    • Art Stuff
    • TV Shows That Never Were
    • Great Books That Never Were
    • The Story of the Fake Band
  • Groovy Books
    • Serious Books
    • Not So Serious Books
    • Travel Writing
    • Our Short Stories
  • Video Games
    • Indie Games
    • Retro Gaming
    • AAA Games
  • About

Tag: Satire

A smug looking businessman next to his laptop, no doubt typing a sug LinkedIn guru message
October 29, 2021October 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Smug Motivational Business Guru on LinkedIn

Lots of little Santas across Christmas wrapping
October 25, 2021October 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Great Lice Outbreak of Christmas 2021

A woman in pyjamas holding a pillow after sleepwalking into a field
October 22, 2021October 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop sleepwalking?”

Ho Ho Ho written in the snow
October 18, 2021October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Starts at the Psychiatrists

Two glasses of red wine near to a fireplace
October 12, 2021October 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Recipe: Deep-Fried Red Wine (For the Oenophile in All of Us)

A cheerful cartoon Santa hugging a polar bear
October 11, 2021October 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Lurgy Outbreak Threatens Christmas!

Weird Wendy's Wild Wine Tasting Getaway
October 8, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Weird Wendy’s Wild Wine Tasting Getaway [Sponsored Post]

A drunk and hangover Santa asking for alcohol
October 5, 2021October 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: “Christmas is DEAD!”, Yells Santa in Statement

Gorgonzola cheese next to a pear
October 4, 2021October 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gorgonzola at Work: Employment Laws on Veined Blue Cheese

A woman admiring her lipstick in a mirror
September 28, 2021September 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my wife addicted to wearing lipstick?”

An empty business meeting room
September 27, 2021September 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ensure Hard Work at Work For a Hardworking Workforce

Kiev in Ukraine with city centre architecture
September 24, 2021September 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Say Really Silly Things in Ukraine

A tuna sandwich
September 21, 2021November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Tuna in the Workplace: Laws on Business, Fish, and Smells

Ted's Terrible Tents
September 16, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ted’s Terrible Tents Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A toy soldier holding a bazooka
September 14, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Bazooka Cake (tasty & explosive)

A woman posing and doing duck lips
September 13, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I STOP doing duck lips photo poses!?”

Buy our pies
September 9, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Portly Paul’s Pathetic Pie Shop [Sponsored Post]

An upset girlfriend sitting on some autumn leaves
September 7, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my girlfriend always upset but says she’s not?”

A hand with aggressive fingers picking a human nose
September 6, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Flicking Bogeys at Work: Laws on Polite Workplace Nose Picking

A dressed up couple holding champagne glasses at an event
August 31, 2021August 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does the wife take 12 hours to get ready?”

Egor's Equity Release Emporium (and chippy)
August 26, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Egor’s Equity Release Emporium (& Chippy) [Sponsored Post]

A combine harvester in a field
August 23, 2021August 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Combine Harvesters in the Office: Laws on Machines at Work

Strange Simon's Sadistic Supermarket
August 19, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Strange Simon’s Sadistic Supermarket [Sponsored Post]

A woman on a date holding a coffee
August 17, 2021August 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I need help with my post-lockdown dating life!”

An employee working in an office with a plant
August 16, 2021August 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fake Plants at Work: Laws on Maintaining Spurious Organisms

The Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry Tongue Twister Society
August 13, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Join the Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry Society [Sponsored Post]

A woman holding her mouth after hiccuping
August 10, 2021August 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop the hiccups?”

A giant metal safe blocking a room
August 9, 2021August 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hiccup Room: The Belated Sequel to Panic Room (2002)

Demented Doreen's Disastrous Dating Department
August 5, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Demented Doreen’s Disastrous Dating Department [Sponsored Post]

A bin for an app icon
August 3, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Binder—The App For Finding Your Dream Bin

Some graffiti of a mouth drooling
August 2, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should my husband be drooling this much?”

Whiplash Wendy's Wonderful Taxi Warehouse
July 29, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Whiplash Wendy’s Wonderful Taxi Warehouse [Sponsored Post]

Alien spaceships shooting at a city
July 27, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #8: Intergalactic Aliens on the Pull

A large cartoon doodle
July 26, 2021October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Doodling at Work: Laws on Artistic Expression in Work

A human skull set against a black backdrop
July 24, 2021July 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Full Verbal Transcript

A white doily on a table
July 23, 2021July 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My doily mad wife is destroying our marriage!”

Berserk Brian's Big Bouncy Castle Bonanza
July 22, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Berserk Brian’s Big Bouncy Castle Bonanza! [Sponsored Post]

Atrocious Andy's Bad Acting Emporium
July 15, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Atrocious Andy’s Bad Acting Emporium [Sponsored Post]

Posts navigation

Older posts
Newer posts

Follow Professional Moron on WordPress.com
  • Bluesky
  • Facebook
  • YouTube

Popular Posts

Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!
Agony Aunt: "How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?"
Ask Dr. Moron: "How do I recover from a cold?"
Our Commitment to Satire and Silliness 😐
Great Films That Never Were: Bladder Runner 2049
Marmite: How is it Made?
15 New Pet Names To Use For Your Partner
Dating 2020: Men Seeking Women Special!
Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)
Order! The Very Best of John Bercow Shouting

Need Something?

Complete PM History

Copyright & All That

© Professional Moron: 2012-2026. Unauthorised use or duplication of our content without permission is a no. If you use excerpts, provide us with credit. Or else!

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com

Privacy & Cookies: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use.
To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here: Cookie Policy
 

Loading Comments...