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Tag: Science

Rick and Morty
August 28, 2017February 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Rick and Morty: Nihilistic Dark Humour with Pickles and Madness

Gross numbers are gross
August 14, 2017August 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Gross Numbers: Why They’re the Most Disgusting on Earth

Being and Nothingness by Jean-Paul Sartre
August 5, 2017January 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Being and Nothingness by Jean-Paul Sartre

Pandiculation is when you yawn and stretch simultaneously
July 26, 2017April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pandiculation: The Name For When You Yawn and Stretch

God Is Not Great - Christopher Hitchens
July 8, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

God Is Not Great by Christopher Hitchens

In Praise of Owls
June 20, 2017June 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Are Owls So Bloody Wise?

Toilet Cloner
June 19, 2017June 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Toilet Cloner (miles better than toilet cleaner)

20 Classic Plays Ruined By Using Body Parts in the Title
June 13, 2017June 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Plays Ruined By Using Body Parts in the Title

Longitude by Dava Sobel
June 10, 2017January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Longitude by Dava Sobel

NASA plans to visit The Sun tabloid newspaper
June 8, 2017June 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: NASA to Visit The Sun – Tabloid Rejects Request!

The first woman on Mars
June 5, 2017June 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m a man and I want to be the first woman on Mars”

Brain language scan
May 23, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: PastErr (see your conversational filler records!)

May 8, 2017May 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Interview: Mr. Wapojif of Professional Moron Reveals All!

The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins
May 6, 2017January 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins

You never flail until you stop trying
March 24, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: You never flail until you stop trying

The Ultimate Ambition in the Arts of Erudition by Shihab al-Din al-Nuwayri
March 4, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Ultimate Ambition in the Arts of Erudition by Shihab al-Din al-Nuwayri

Severed: A History of Heads Lost and Heads Founds by Dr. Frances Larson
February 18, 2017November 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Severed: A History of Heads Lost and Heads Found by Dr. Frances Larson

Travel Guide 2017 - Mercury
February 2, 2017February 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Visit Miserable Mercury for Lessons in Boredom!

Saved by the smell
January 9, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Saved by the smell

Holidays to Jupiter
January 2, 2017January 1, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Visit Jupiter – The Best Gas Giant!

Touching the Rock - An Experience of Blindness
December 17, 2016September 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Touching the Rock: An Experience of Blindness by John M. Hull

Agony aunt - boyfriend abducted by aliens
December 15, 2016December 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband claims he was abducted by aliens. WTF?!”

In praise of fog
November 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Fog (Earth’s bad breath)

Blood is stupider than water.
November 15, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Blood is stupider than water

The TeNT
October 14, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The TeNT (for explosive camping fun!)

FEZ
October 2, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

FEZ: Flatland Meets Adorable Indie Puzzle-Platformer

Flatland - A Romand of Many Dimensions
September 3, 2016March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions by Edwin A. Abbott

Corn on the Cobb from Inception
September 1, 2016May 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobb (Inception Inspired Dinner)

Good things come to those who oscillate
August 31, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sayings Revisited: Good Things Come to Those Who Oscillate

Bats and sports bats
August 25, 2016September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Do Bats Watch Baseball & Cricket?

What is the difference between alligators and crocodiles
August 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles?

The chicken or the egg
July 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What Came First: The Egg or the Egg Yolk?

In praise of clouds
June 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Clouds

In praise of passwords
June 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Passwords

Rocket space travel
June 7, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rocket Rocket (for environmentally friendly space travel)

Jean-Paul Sartre - Nausea
June 4, 2016January 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Nausea by Jean-Paul Sartre

Cold air baloon
June 3, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cold Air Balloon

Dandelion seeds
May 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Those Fluffy Things on Dandelions

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