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Tag: Silly

Cement mixer
January 17, 2019January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”

A desk and a poster
January 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Desk Washer (keep your favourite desks clean!)

Brain
January 11, 2019January 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

IQ Test: Find Out How Bright You Is With Are Free Test

Death skull flag
January 8, 2019January 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Plague” Into The Title

Kitchen and a sink with bottles
January 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Shrink Sink (a psychiatrist smart sink)

A couple flirting
January 4, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Flirting: What is it and why should I get my coat, love?

Soap bars
January 3, 2019January 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Soapranos

Online dating
January 2, 2019December 31, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women

January 1, 2019December 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men

Women in a tea field
December 31, 2018December 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)

Love letter in a typewriter
December 28, 2018August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Love Letter

Party drinks
December 27, 2018December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”

Christmas FAQs with Santa Claus
December 24, 2018August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Christmas: With Special Guest Santa Claus

Tins
December 21, 2018December 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener

Spam
December 17, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Annoyances: What are they, why are they irritating, and why am I so annoyed?

Chavs slumped over unconscious
December 14, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Party: Time to Make Some Shapes

Umbrella
December 11, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ultra-Umbrella (ULTRA!)

Blah
December 10, 2018December 10, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Make Small Talk

Conker's Bad Fur Day
December 9, 2018December 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Conker’s Bad Fur Day: Swearing?! Yes! **** Off!

Superman on the N64 - Mike Matei
December 9, 2018February 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Superman on the N64: Mike Matei’s Heroic Playthrough Journey

Mrs. Santa Claus
December 7, 2018December 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus

Toy Story
December 6, 2018December 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Toy Story: “This isn’t flying, it’s falling with style” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Chainsaw cutting a baguette
December 4, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Cookie Cutter Chainsaw (for cookie cutting excellence)

Alien
December 3, 2018December 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”

Commuting man on a train with no hair
November 30, 2018November 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

Question
November 29, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!

Coffee
November 27, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?

Ill
November 25, 2018November 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron is Ill

Frog
November 22, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Frog Machine (better than fog machines)

Brexit
November 16, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations Plunge England Into Total Chaos (Again)

Woman at a computer
November 15, 2018November 16, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”

Autumn
November 12, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The New Seasons: Introducing 10 BRAND NEW Seasons

Petrol
November 9, 2018November 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)

Edgar the Bug
November 7, 2018December 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Edgar the Bug: Praising Vincent D’Onofrio’s Brilliance in MIB

Sofa
November 6, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Sofas: Why are they comfy & what else can they do?

Romantic dinner
November 5, 2018November 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner

A leaking tap in a sink
November 2, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)

Artichoke
November 1, 2018October 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic

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