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Tag: Soup

The horror of eating nothing but tinned soup
September 30, 2025September 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is eating nothing but tinned soup bad?!?” 🥫

Tinned soup for every meal
September 29, 2025September 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I feed my family nothing but tinned soups!” 🥫

A man slurping his soup and annoying his wife
April 11, 2025April 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband SLURPS his soup… HELP!!!” 🍲

Critical soup at work employment laws guide
February 3, 2025February 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Soup at Work: Critical Employment Laws Regarding Soups🍲

The History of Soup
March 3, 2023March 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Soup 🥫

The History of Miso Soup
August 5, 2022July 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Miso Soup

Cullen Skink soup by Baxters
April 1, 2022April 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Cullen Skink: Scotland’s Best EVER Soup Dish is Och!

Heinz Christmas Dinner Big Soup in a tin
December 25, 2021December 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Dinner Big Soup: Is This Heinz’s Masterpiece?

Olive oil being poured into a glass cup
June 15, 2020June 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Olive Oil Soup (now with extra olives)

Soup
August 30, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?

Peas
July 27, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Peaboard (better than a keyboard)

Mustard
April 10, 2018April 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup

Tiramiso Soup
August 25, 2017December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tiramiso Soup (tiramisu & soup all-in-one!)

Haddock and Coca Cola Soup
April 3, 2017April 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Haddock & Coca Cola Soup!

Crisps Soup Recipe
March 30, 2017March 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Crisps Soup!

Chicken, Mushroom, and Lice Soup
March 23, 2017March 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chicken, Mushroom, & Lice Soup!

Spaghetti soup
August 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Spaghetti Soup (for those who love bland stuff)

Soup and toast recipe
July 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Soup on Toast!

Horseradish soup
July 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Horseradish Soup (it’s bloody horrible)

In praise of spoons
July 13, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Spoons

Caviar soup
April 5, 2016April 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Soup!

Black pepper soup
March 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Black Peppercorn Soup!

Popcorn soup
January 25, 2016January 25, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Popcorn Soup!

Egg and pineapple soup!
January 4, 2016January 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Egg and Pineapple Soup!

Mayonnaise Soup
December 9, 2015November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mayonnaise Soup (for the mayo fans out there)

Honey soup recipe
November 19, 2015November 20, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Honey Soup!

Fish soup recipe
October 21, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mackerel, Honey, and Watermelon Soup!

Shoes
September 30, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Recipe: Shoep (shoe soup, for the uninitiated)!

Miso Soup
September 20, 2015December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Miso Soup so Narcissistic?

Keurig Soup
September 12, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive (sort of): We Can Now All Brew Soup with Keurig!

Pizza Soup
August 5, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pizza Soup!

July 3, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marmite & Tobacco Soup

Lobster Bisque
August 25, 2014November 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Lobster Bisque Always so Pretentious?

January 12, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bin Bag Soup

January 14, 2013January 14, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cake Soup!

Outline of a spoon and fork in sugar dusting
December 11, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sugar Soup!

Aliens saying "Hello!" with a person in a spacesuit
May 26, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How To Make Friends With An Alien (with soup)

An assortment of vegetables to make soup
March 7, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

10 Really Good Soups That Haven’t Been Made Yet

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