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Tag: Technology

The Fire Alarm Belt
September 14, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Fire Alarm Belt

Is my husband a robot?
September 7, 2017January 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Is my husband a robot?!”

Goldeney N64 20th Anniversary
August 23, 2017April 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Goldeneye 007: The Legendary N64 FPS Thing

Toaster and kettle all-in-one
July 31, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)

The Humbrella
July 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)

A ladle and a ladder
June 15, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Laddler (a ladle and ladder all-in-one)

RiME
May 28, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

RiME: Hyped up Indie Adventure Delivers the Goods

ConfiDance the dancing robot
May 26, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Learn to Dance with the ConfiDance Robot!

Steam - Your Guide
May 14, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Steam: Your Introductory Guide to Gaming’s Modern Wonder

WTTW2
May 7, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

World to the West: Rain Games Returns with Indie Fun

Kamiko
May 7, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kamiko: Short But Sweet (and cheap!) Indie Fun on Switch

Central Hooting
May 3, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Central Hooting (heating with brilliant sound effects)

mario-kart-8-deluxe
April 30, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: Revamped Awesomeness is the Most Fun Ever!

The Squashing Machine
April 12, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Squashing Machine (a washing machine which squashes stuff)

Broadbland
March 20, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Broadbland (making the internet dull again!)

Nintendo 64 - 20th Anniversary UK
March 1, 2017April 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Nintendo 64: Celebrating The N64’s Legendary Status

The Hedge Trombone
February 27, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Hedge Trombone (a musical trimmer)

Curtain invention
February 24, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CurTain (an extremely rude talking curtain)

The Flame Mower
February 8, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Flame Mower (a lawn mower with flames!)

The Chainsore
January 12, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Chainsore

NMS - Issue #46 July 1996 Edition
January 8, 2017April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

NMS Issue #46: DKC 3 Exclusive, N64 Special, & Super Mario RPG

The PrintErr
January 3, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

New Invention: The PrintErrr… (it prints off conversational fillers)

Nintendo Classic Mini NES box
December 18, 2016February 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

NES Classic Mini: Your Free Guide to its 5 Grooviest Games

Mega Man 2
December 4, 2016January 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mega Man 2: Pulse-Pounding NES Platforming Genius 🤖

The BOOMerang
November 24, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Utterly Bonkers BOOMerang!

The SoFan
November 14, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The SoFan (a sofa and fan all-in-one)!

Nintendo Classic Mini
November 9, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Nintendo Classic Mini: The NES is Back, Dude!

Owlboy
November 5, 2016March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Owlboy: More Stunning Indie Game Magic on Steam

The CupBoard
October 31, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CupBoard (it’s made out of cups!)

Wii U
October 23, 2016April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Wii U: Its 10 Best Games & Why You Should Own One

Forklift truck
October 21, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Fork-Lift Truck (it has lots of forks)

Nintendo Switch
October 20, 2016October 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Nintendo Switch: Highly Super Bloody Mario, Indeed!

SteamWorld Heist
October 9, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

SteamWorld Heist: Indie Game Magic From Image & Form

Super Mario World
September 26, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario World: Bringing Sunshine & Goombas Into Your Life

A razor invention
September 23, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Razer (like a razor, but filler activated!)

The CushIron
September 19, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CushIron – A Cushion and Iron All-in-One!

WordCress food blogging
September 13, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: WordCress (like WordPress, but for cress fans)

Seasons After Fall
September 4, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Seasons After Fall: Serene Autumnal Loveliness on Steam

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