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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
A toothbrush and toothpaste
May 30, 2019May 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Why Does Orange Juice Taste Bad After Brushing Your Teeth?

Chernobyl mini-series
May 29, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Chernobyl: Devastating & Brilliant Historical Mini-Series

A surfer falling over a wave
May 28, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Key Surf Board (for typing & surfin’)

A female runner smiling like crazy
May 27, 2019June 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Our marriage is over competitive & it’s dangerous!”

Splasher game
May 26, 2019May 26, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Splasher: Proper Belting Arcadey 2D Platformer With Ink

Super Meat Boy
May 26, 2019May 26, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Super Meat Boy: Ultra-Difficult Indie Legend With a Lot of Red

Downing Street
May 24, 2019May 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Theresa May Resigns – Who’s Gonna be the Next Prime Minister!?

Frasier and the show's cast
May 23, 2019May 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Frasier: The Ultra-Wonderful Intellectual Sitcom

Union Jack flag of England
May 22, 2019May 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The UN’s Damning Verdict on Tory-Driven Extreme Poverty in the UK

Human sounds, such as boom
May 21, 2019May 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Noises VS Human Noises

LinkedIn logo
May 20, 2019May 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Use LinkedIn

N64 Magazine - Perfect Dark issue
May 19, 2019March 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

N64 Magazine: Celebrating the Iconic Nintendo Mag

Trine 2
May 19, 2019May 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Trine 2: Fantastical and Stunning Indie Puzzle Platformer

Wings by Terry Pratchett
May 18, 2019May 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Wings by Terry Pratchett

Haiku in Japanese
May 17, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #2: Delve Into Our Poetic World

Honey being spooned out of a cup
May 16, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Time is Honey: The World’s Most Confusing Honey-Based Saying

The Monk by the Sea
May 15, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Caspar David Friedrich: The Gothic Romantic Genius Painter

Brienne of Tarth
May 14, 2019May 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Brienne of Tarth: Celebrating This Most Excellent & Noble Knight

BBC Test Card F
May 13, 2019April 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

BBC Test Card F: Explaining What the Hell That Thing Was

Affordable Space Adventures
May 12, 2019May 13, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Affordable Space Adventures: Unique Space Romp on the Wii U

May 11, 2019May 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Diggers by Terry Pratchett

Shaking hands in an office
May 10, 2019May 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Shake Someone’s Hand

A baby looking surprised
May 9, 2019August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Big Business Capitalism Destroying Planet… ZOMG, a Royal Baby!

24 Hour Party People
May 8, 2019April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

24 Hour Party People: Creative Take on the Madchester Era

Straw sweep
May 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sweep (a way to sleep & clean up!)

A woman getting married with a bunch of flowers
May 6, 2019May 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m jealous my bestie is getting married before me!”

Moronic yellow
May 6, 2019May 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

P-P-P-Patreon: Professional Moron’s Tyrannical Plans

Forgotton Anne
May 5, 2019April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Forgotton Anne: Charming & Fantastical Cinematic Adventure

Cannon Fodder on the SNES
May 5, 2019March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cannon Fodder: Retro Amiga Classic With a Message

May 4, 2019April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Truckers by Terry Pratchett

Poetry book and haikus
May 3, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #1: Professional Moron Does Japanese Poetry

Butter
May 2, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Age is butter number: Butter-Based Saying is Nonsense

Jurassic Park (1993) movie logo
May 1, 2019August 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: Roar! It’s 1993’s Landmark Dino Epic

A slug
April 30, 2019April 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Beatles Songs Ruined By Adding “Slug” Into The Title

A hummingbird retrieving nectar from a plant.
April 29, 2019April 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Hummingbirds: Tribute to These Hyperactive Sorts

F-Zero
April 28, 2019November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

F-Zero: Nintendo’s Mode 7 Sporting Futuristic Wonder

The First Tree
April 28, 2019April 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The First Tree: Pensive Romp Through Emotions & Time

The Lady annd the Little Fox Fur by Violette Leduc
April 27, 2019April 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Lady and the Little Fox Fur by Violette Leduc

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