Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Exclusive Invention: Cemint (like cement, but with more mint)
Professional Moron Dating Column: Women Seeking Men!
Professional Moron Dating Column: Men Seeking Women!
David Wise: Composer’s Very Best Music (DKC, Tengami, and More)
By Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept by Elizabeth Smart
Extraordinary: This Duplicitous Word Isn’t Extra Ordinary
Exclusive Recipe: Spaghetti Soup (for those who love bland stuff)
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend is addicted to Pokémon GO!”
What’s the Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles?
In Praise of Marshmallows (mushy gelatinous blobs from space)
Aliens: “Get away from her, you bitch!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Moonshake Books: Groovy Book Reviews on Stuff you Should Read
What Came First: The Egg or the Egg Yolk?
Funnybones: Terrifying Kids Show About Skeletons
In Praise of Bananas in Pyjamas
Exclusive Recipe: Soup on Toast!
Doom: Are YOU Doomed Enough to Take on Doom?!
Moby Dick: Bonham’s 1970 Drum Solo Will Make You Feel Inept
Exclusive Recipe: Horseradish Soup (it’s bloody horrible)
Pokémon GO: Earth Besieged by Super Addictive App!
Great Sayings Revisited: Beauty is in the Eye of the Beetroot Holder
Nintendo Classic Mini: The Glorious NES Returns to your TV
Grizzly Man: Werner Herzog’s Remarkable Documentary
The Driver’s Seat by Muriel Spark
What are the Daily Habits of Unsuccessful People?
Buddy Rich vs Ed Shaughnessy: Jazz Drumming Awesomeness
In Praise of Spoons
Exclusive Invention: The Cat Flop
Exclusive Recipe: Pita Bread on Toast
Botanicula: Weird and Wonderful Point and Click Adventuring
A Room of One’s Own by Virginia Woolf
How to NOT be Bad at Badminton
5 Completely Irrational Reasons why we Hate Superman
In Praise of Brown Bread
In Contempt of White Bread
Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Cake (with extra caviar)!
