Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. ๐ต๐โโฌ๐น๐น๏ธ๐๐ฝ๏ธ
Great Sayings Revisited: Saved by the smell
NMS Issue #46: DKC 3 Exclusive, N64 Special, & Super Mario RPG
The Trial by Franz Kafka
Agony Aunt: โHELP! My husband has a gross ingrowing toenail!โ
Breaking News: Spaghetti Declared “Obnoxious” as UK Riots!
Financial Advice: 5 Tips on How to Secure a Loan (semi-legally)
New Invention: The PrintErrrโฆ (it prints off conversational fillers)
Travel Guide 2017: Visit Jupiter โ The Best Gas Giant!
INSIDE: The Dystopian Masterpiece
Iron in the Soul by Jean-Paul Sartre
Casablanca: “Here’s looking at you, kid” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Invention: Ingradients (inclined ingredients for mountaineers)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my wife eats is cheese on toast!”
Exclusive Recipe: Poopcorn
Exclusive Invention: The ConKite (a concrete kite)
Exclusive Santa Column: Ho Ho Ho! It’s Christmas Gout (day, rather)!
Predator: “If it bleeds, we can kill it” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Invention: Miso Soap (much better than miso soup)
Exclusive Recipe: Dustard (a potent mix of dust and mustard)
Exclusive Recipe: Musturd (to clear up lingering dung issues)
New Invention: New Yearโs Reve-Inflations (inflatable resolutions)
Exclusive Santa Column: The Final XMas Push, Thrust, & Limb Loss!
NES Classic Mini: Your Free Guide to its 5 Grooviest Games
Super Mario Run: Jump, Whoop, Run, & Fun!
Touching the Rock: An Experience of Blindness by John M. Hull
Great Sayings Revisited: Brake the ice
Agony Aunt: “My husband claims he was abducted by aliens. WTF?!”
Apocalypse Now: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Invention: Stereopoly (for a better sounding Monopoly)
Exclusive Santa Column: Plague Outbreak & Plastic Food Fuss!
Notes on Blindness: Remarkable Insights on a Sightless World
Teach Us To Outgrow Our Madness by Kenzaburo ลe
Exclusive Invention: Bling Bags (pimped up bin bags)
Agony Aunt: “My husband is uglier than I realised. What should I do?”
Exclusive Invention: Propcorn (movie props & popcorn all-in-one)
Exclusive Recipe: Baked Bean on Toast (for dieters)
