Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
What’s the Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles?
In Praise of Marshmallows (mushy gelatinous blobs from space)
Aliens: “Get away from her, you bitch!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Moonshake Books: Groovy Book Reviews on Stuff you Should Read
What Came First: The Egg or the Egg Yolk?
Funnybones: Terrifying Kids Show About Skeletons
In Praise of Bananas in Pyjamas
Exclusive Recipe: Soup on Toast!
Doom: Are YOU Doomed Enough to Take on Doom?!
Moby Dick: Bonham’s 1970 Drum Solo Will Make You Feel Inept
Exclusive Recipe: Horseradish Soup (it’s bloody horrible)
Pokémon GO: Earth Besieged by Super Addictive App!
Great Sayings Revisited: Beauty is in the Eye of the Beetroot Holder
Nintendo Classic Mini: The Glorious NES Returns to your TV
Grizzly Man: Werner Herzog’s Remarkable Documentary
The Driver’s Seat by Muriel Spark
What are the Daily Habits of Unsuccessful People?
Buddy Rich vs Ed Shaughnessy: Jazz Drumming Awesomeness
In Praise of Spoons
Exclusive Invention: The Cat Flop
Exclusive Recipe: Pita Bread on Toast
Botanicula: Weird and Wonderful Point and Click Adventuring
A Room of One’s Own by Virginia Woolf
How to NOT be Bad at Badminton
5 Completely Irrational Reasons why we Hate Superman
In Praise of Brown Bread
In Contempt of White Bread
Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Cake (with extra caviar)!
The Cove: Celebrated Documentary which Took on the World
Ham on Rye by Charles Bukowski
Exclusive Invention: Hose Pipe Pens (better than fountain pens)
In Praise of Clouds
Exclusive Recipe: Tumble Dryer Eggs (like scrambled eggs, but with tumble dryers)
10 Fish That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone
Exclusive Invention: Tooth Copy & Paste (it’s better than toothpaste)
Beware of Mr. Baker: It’s the Drumming Legend & Madman
