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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

Yak yakking
May 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Does the Yak Have to Yak so Much?!

Great White Shark
May 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Is the Great White Shark Much More Than a Torpedo With Teeth?

Who invented the flamethrower
May 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Flamethrower: Who Invented It & What Are Its Modern Uses?

Breams on toast
May 16, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Breams on Toast (we hope you like fish)

Ayrton Senna documentary
May 15, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Senna: An Inspiring F1 Documentary For Everyone

Batavia's Graveyard - Mike Dash
May 14, 2016April 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Batavia’s Graveyard by Mike Dash

The Stone Roses - All for One
May 13, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Stone Roses: All for One Single Makes Everyone Lose Their Ship

Cordial cordial
May 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cordial Cordial (for the polite amongst us)

INKS art
May 11, 2016October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

INKS: Sure Plays a Mean Pinball!

Oregano ice cream
May 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Oregano and Salt Ice Cream!

Scary scarecrow
May 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Scarecrow

Stardew Valley
May 8, 2016March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Stardew Valley: Build a Digital Farm and be All Happy, Dammit!

May 7, 2016February 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Farm by George Orwell

Rubicon and Lychee
May 6, 2016May 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Rubicon’s Lychee Fizzy Drink: Evolution in a Can!

Lychee and leeches
May 5, 2016May 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Are Leeches Related to Lychee?

Lychee lying
May 4, 2016May 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Right… What’s With The Goddamn Lies, Lychee?!

TeaCot
May 3, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The TeaCot (like a teapot, but for cots)

Chives and archives
May 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Our Chives Are Better Than Archives!

Toothy Fairy newsletter
May 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Tooth Fairy Newsletter #2: PR Improvements (no nudity involved)!

Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa The Leopard
April 30, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Leopard by Tomasi di Lampedusa

Ori and the Blind Forest Definitive Edition
April 29, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ori and the Blind Forest: Definitive Edition is Indie Game Perfection

Rubber ducks history
April 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Did Rubber Ducks Evolve From Ducks?

Biona organic coconut oil
April 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Raw Coconut Oil and its Many Uses (Cooking)

Beans on bread
April 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Bread (for the indolent amongst us)

Untrue Detective
April 25, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Untrue Detective (like True Detective, but with more lying)

Star Fox Zero Wii U
April 24, 2016April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Star Fox Zero: Wii U’s Disappointing Space Shooter Romp

The Myth of Sisyphus Albert Camus
April 23, 2016January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Myth of Sisyphus by Albert Camus

Hamster history
April 22, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Aren’t Hamsters Extinct?

Star Fox 64
April 21, 2016December 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lylat Wars: An Ode To Star Fox 64 & Doing a Barrel Roll

Ice cream curry
April 20, 2016April 20, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Suntan Lotion Ice Cream is Super Hot!

The Band Levon Helm
April 19, 2016May 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Levon Helm: An Awesome Tribute To An Awesome Dude & Drummer

Horse fish
April 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Is the Seahorse Really a Horse?

As Good As It Gets: You make me want to be a better man
April 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

As Good As It Gets: “You make me want to be a better man” Super Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Red Badge of Courage
April 16, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane

Scorpions anger issues
April 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why are scorpions so bloody angry?

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
April 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Which Dino Is Best? Diplodocus or Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

The Squawking Dead
April 13, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Squawking Dead

Kidney bean ice cream
April 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Kidney Bean Ice Cream

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