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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

Beware of Mr. Baker
June 26, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Beware of Mr. Baker: It’s the Drumming Legend & Madman

George Orwell - The Road to Wigan Pier
June 25, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Road to Wigan Pier by George Orwell

Brexit
June 24, 2016June 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Brexit: Britain Leaves EU to Escape Aliens & Expensive Sandwiches

In praise of passwords
June 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Passwords

Tomato ketchup ice cream
June 22, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tomato Ketchup Ice Cream!

Design floors and design flaws
June 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Design Floors vs Design Flaws: Which is Best?

The Stone Roses - Etihad Stadium
June 20, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Stone Roses: Live in Manchester at the Etihad Stadium

Blackfish
June 19, 2016January 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Blackfish: The World Changing Super Awesome Documentary

Stefan Zweig Twenty-Four Hours in the Life of a Woman
June 18, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Twenty-Four Hours in the Life of a Woman by Stefan Zweig

Why do leeks leak
June 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Vegetable Theory: Why do Leeks Leak?

Murray Perahia - Live in Manchester
June 16, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Murray Perahia: Classical Music Extraordinaire Live in Manchester

The Legend of Zelda - Breath of the Wild
June 15, 2016June 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild will be Fantabulous!

cotton bud uses
June 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Cotton Buds: 5 Amazing Uses You Weren’t Stupid Enough To Invent!

Smoked salmon cigarettes
June 13, 2016June 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Smoked Salmon Cigarettes!

Titanic - Jack I'm flying
June 12, 2016February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Titanic: “I’m flying… Jack!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Eric Newby A Short Walk in the Hindu Kush
June 11, 2016July 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

A Short Walk in the Hindu Kush by Eric Newby

The Stone Roses A Beautiful Thing
June 10, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Stone Roses: A Beautiful Thing, Indeed

Door handle problems
June 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of the Door Handle

Why windows are great
June 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Window

Rocket space travel
June 7, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rocket Rocket (for environmentally friendly space travel)

Instant Cornmeal Porridge with Cinnamon
June 6, 2016February 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Instant Cornmeal Porridge: It’s Healthy, Okay Oat for Brains!?

Aliens
June 5, 2016April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: 30th Anniversary For James Cameron’s Masterpiece

Jean-Paul Sartre - Nausea
June 4, 2016January 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Nausea by Jean-Paul Sartre

Cold air baloon
June 3, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cold Air Balloon

Game of Phones
June 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Game of Phones

Chopsticks other uses
June 1, 2016June 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks: 5 Amazing Uses for Everyone’s Favourite Finicky Eating Implement!

Walnuts grow on walls
May 31, 2016May 31, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Do Walnuts Grow on Walls?

The Tooth Fairy's tooth decay advice
May 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Tooth Fairy Newsletter #3: Tooth Decay Special!

Dungeon Keeper PC
May 29, 2016June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dungeon Keeper: Demonic Memories of the PC Masterpiece 👺

The Great Fire of London - Samuel Pepys
May 28, 2016January 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Fire of London by Samuel Pepys

Lasagne ice cream
May 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagne Ice Cream (oh yeah, we went there!)

Unnecessary spelling
May 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Why is “Unnecessary” so Unnecessarily Difficult to Spell?

Beethoven
May 25, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Murray Perahia: Piano God With Nimble Fingers Plays Beethoven

Dandelion seeds
May 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Those Fluffy Things on Dandelions

Turmeric history
May 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Turmeric & Why People Called Eric Can’t Eat It

Pogman Pog
May 22, 2016May 22, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The World POG Federation: POGs Made Milk Caps Cool For 2 Years

The Outsider by Albert Camus
May 21, 2016January 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Outsider by Albert Camus

What is a calzone
May 20, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What is a Calzone and Which Time Zone is it From?

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