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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

Amadeus
April 11, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Amadeus: It’s Mozart VS Salieri in a Cinema Masterpiece

Mozart and scatological humour
April 10, 2016September 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mozart and Scatological Humour: Diagnosing a Genius 🎻🎹🎶

Mozart A Life in Letters
April 9, 2016January 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Mozart’s A Life in Letters

Stupid sheep
April 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: How Stupid Are Sheep? We Decided to Find Out!

Tooth fairy newsletter
April 7, 2016April 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Tooth Fairy Newsletter: It’s Time For The Tooth!

When does bread become toast
April 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

At What Moment (PRECISELY) Does Bread Become Toast?

Caviar soup
April 5, 2016April 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Soup!

Why sloths are lazy
April 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Sloths Are So Goddamn Lazy

Axiom Verge
April 3, 2016March 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Axiom Verge: The Metroidvania Sci-Fi Masterpiece

Iain Banks The Wasp Factor
April 2, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Wasp Factory by Iain Banks

Miitomo Mr. Wapojif
April 1, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Miitomo: Nintendo’s First App is Bloody Wonderfully Mental!

Pukka Three Ginger Tea
March 31, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Pukka’s Three Ginger Tea: Whoa! It Packs a Mighty Punch!

How I Met Your Motherboard
March 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: How I Met Your Motherboard

Cheese on roast
March 29, 2016April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cheese on Roast (dinner)!

Rattlesnake rattle
March 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Rattlesnakes Have a Rattle

Easter bunny hazard
March 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Easter Bunny Newsletter #4: The Easter Bunny’s Chaotic Weekend!

Samorost 3 by Amanita Design
March 26, 2016November 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Samorost 3: Weird And Wonderful Indie Game Magic

For Two Thousand Years by Mihail Sebastian
March 25, 2016January 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

For Two Thousand Years by Mihail Sebastian

Flowers in spring
March 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Super Spring: The 5 Best Flowers of This Sprightly Season

Peas on toast
March 23, 2016July 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Peas on Toast (the archenemy of Beans on Toast)

Tengami
March 22, 2016January 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tengami: Glorious Eastern Mysticism Will Help You Unwind

Hoarse horse
March 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Horses Are Hoarse (Neigh!)

Jaws The Revenge
March 20, 2016September 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: The Revenge—The Movie Abomination We Love

Tanizaki Some Prefer Nettles
March 19, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Some Prefer Nettles by Jun’ichirō Tanizaki

Why do crabs walk sideays
March 18, 2016February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Why Can’t Crabs Run Forward?

Anchovy and Marmite Soup
March 17, 2016March 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Anchovy and Marmite Soup!

Hail, Caesar!
March 16, 2016August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hail, Caesar! Would that it were so simple

Star Ghost Wii U
March 15, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Star Ghost: Super Addictive Shooty Boom Ratta Tatta Tat on the Wii U

Duck-billed platypus
March 14, 2016March 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Duck-Billed Platypus: What is it and why does it have that name?

Zelda The Twilight Princess
March 13, 2016April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is Still Genius

Cancer Ward by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
March 12, 2016January 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cancer Ward by Alexandr Solzhenitsyn

Flamingos arrogance
March 11, 2016August 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Flamingo: Evolution Doing Flamboyant Stupidity to Perfection

Monument Valley Butte Butter
March 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Tourism Theories: Are Buttes Made From Butter?

Black pepper soup
March 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Black Peppercorn Soup!

Fargo poster
March 8, 2016August 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fargo: Kinda Funny Lookin’ 1996 Black Comedy Classic

Pistachio nuts
March 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Pistachio Nuts Hate Being Nuts?

Laurence Bergreen Marco Polo
March 6, 2016March 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Marco Polo: From Venice to Xanadu by Laurence Bergreen

Otters
March 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Otters (and why they aren’t related to snakes)!

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