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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Hail, Caesar!
March 16, 2016August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hail, Caesar! Would that it were so simple

Star Ghost Wii U
March 15, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Star Ghost: Super Addictive Shooty Boom Ratta Tatta Tat on the Wii U

Duck-billed platypus
March 14, 2016March 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Duck-Billed Platypus: What is it and why does it have that name?

Zelda The Twilight Princess
March 13, 2016April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is Still Genius

Cancer Ward by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
March 12, 2016January 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cancer Ward by Alexandr Solzhenitsyn

Flamingos arrogance
March 11, 2016August 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Flamingo: Evolution Doing Flamboyant Stupidity to Perfection

Monument Valley Butte Butter
March 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Tourism Theories: Are Buttes Made From Butter?

Black pepper soup
March 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Black Peppercorn Soup!

Fargo poster
March 8, 2016August 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fargo: Kinda Funny Lookin’ 1996 Black Comedy Classic

Pistachio nuts
March 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Pistachio Nuts Hate Being Nuts?

Laurence Bergreen Marco Polo
March 6, 2016March 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Marco Polo: From Venice to Xanadu by Laurence Bergreen

Otters
March 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Otters (and why they aren’t related to snakes)!

Salford Quays
March 3, 2016March 3, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Salford Quays: Swearing Banned as Local Council Goes Mental!

Manchester duck race
March 2, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Manchester Duck Race: All Hail Charity Fun With Ducks!

March 1, 2016March 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Clipper’s White Tea is Made by Dragons… so Drink it!

Horrible food
February 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Food Disasters: Big BBQ – Delicious Tinned Awfulness!

Harper Lee To Kill a Mockingbird
February 28, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

Onion ice cream
February 26, 2016February 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Onion Ice Cream!

Okami Capcom
February 25, 2016May 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ōkami: 10th Anniversary for the Largely Ignored Masterpiece

Heinz Baked Beans with Pork Sausages
February 24, 2016December 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Heinz Beanz with Pork Sausages: Add Some Badness Into Your Life

Garlic bread
February 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Extra Garlicky Garlic Bread Cake!

PROPERCORN Sweet Coconut and Vanilla
February 22, 2016February 22, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Sweet Coconut & Vanilla Popcorn Will Cure Your Inner Evil

PROPERCORN Fiery Worcester Sauce and Sun-Dried Tomatoes
February 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

PROPERCORN’s Fiery Worcester Sauce Will Melt Your Brain!

The Old Man and the Sea
February 20, 2016April 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway

PROPERCORN Sweet and Salty
February 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

We Tried Out PROPERCORN’s Sweet & Salty Flavour… And Lived!

The Moon landings fake
February 18, 2016July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

10 Reasons Why The Moon Landings Were Definitely Faked

Final Fantasy VII
February 17, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Final Fantasy VII: 19 Glorious Years of the RPG Classic

Post-it boat
February 16, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Post-It Boats (like Post-it notes, but for water)

tapas bar
February 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tapas – Now With More Taps!

Princess Mononoke DVD
February 14, 2016March 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Princess Mononoke: Behold Studio Ghibli’s Masterpiece

The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea
February 13, 2016March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea by Yukio Mishima

Umbrella
February 12, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ermbrella (like umbrellas, but with elocution)

Mr. Scruff Make us a brew
February 11, 2016February 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Scruff’s Awesome English Breakfast Brew

Incense sticks food
February 10, 2016February 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Incense Sticks on Toast!

Convict parole
February 9, 2016February 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter #3: The Calamities!

Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon N64
February 8, 2016January 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon: The Most Insane Game Ever?

Jean-Paul Sartre The Wall
February 7, 2016January 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Wall by Jean-Paul Sartre

Brazil Coffee The Coffee of Coffees
February 5, 2016April 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Brazil Coffee: Weird Coffee in a Can!

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