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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

The CupBoard
October 31, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CupBoard (it’s made out of cups!)

Diablo II
October 30, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Diablo II: Slaughter Your Way to Glory This Halloween!

Women - Charles Bukowski
October 29, 2016January 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Women by Charles Bukowski 💄

Eating leg wax
October 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband uses my leg wax as chicken baste!”

Jiro Dreams of Sushi
October 27, 2016October 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Jiro Dreams of Sushi: 91st Birthday for Sushi’s Pre-Eminent Genius

Santa Clause - Exclusive Newsletter
October 26, 2016November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Getting Crazy for the Clauses!

A Few Good Men - You can't handle the truth
October 25, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

A Few Good Men: “You can’t handle the truth!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Cal - Titanic Calzones
October 24, 2016February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Great Restaurants of Yore: Cal’s Titanic Calzones

Wii U
October 23, 2016April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Wii U: Its 10 Best Games & Why You Should Own One

One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
October 22, 2016January 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Forklift truck
October 21, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Fork-Lift Truck (it has lots of forks)

Nintendo Switch
October 20, 2016October 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Nintendo Switch: Highly Super Bloody Mario, Indeed!

Eating mascara
October 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I can’t stop eating my wife’s mascara!”

The Braked Potato
October 18, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Braked Potato (a food & brake all-in-one)!

A jumper made from jam
October 17, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Jamper (like a jumper, but with more jam)

Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble on the Super Nintendo
October 16, 2016October 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong County 3: SNES Swansong Has Many Highs

Jean-Paul Sartre - The Reprieve
October 15, 2016January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Reprieve by Jean-Paul Sartre

The TeNT
October 14, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The TeNT (for explosive camping fun!)

The DuVet
October 13, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The DuVet (a duvet & veterinary clinic in one)

ABBA - If you gaze into the Abyss
October 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Sayings Revisited: If you gaze into ABBA, ABBA will gaze into you

Hairy men problems
October 11, 2016October 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is too hairy. How do I stop this?”

Chilli con artist carne
October 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chilli Con Artist Carne (food and conning in one!)

SteamWorld Heist
October 9, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

SteamWorld Heist: Indie Game Magic From Image & Form

Alive - The Andes Plane Crash
October 8, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Alive: The Andes Flight Disaster by Piers Paul Read

If it ain't a bloke, don't fix it
October 7, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: If it Ain’t a Bloke, Don’t Fix it

The mush room
October 6, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mush Room (as in a vegetable room)

Feminism and Meninism
October 5, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My girlfriend says I’m sexist! Is she broken!?”

Moonshake Books - Classical Music
October 5, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Moonshake Books: Forcing You to Like Classical Music Since 10/16

Salt and vinegar ice cream
October 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Salt and Vinegar Ice Cream!

Environmentally friendly drain unblocker
October 3, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Professional Moron’s Patented Drain Unblocker!

FEZ
October 2, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

FEZ: Flatland Meets Adorable Indie Puzzle-Platformer

Atlas Obscura: An Exploer's Guide to the World's Hidden Wonders
October 1, 2016April 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Atlas Obscura: An Explorer’s Guide to the World’s Hidden Wonders

Superhero cake - cape
September 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cape (like cake, but with more capes)

Is it you're or your?
September 29, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend always gets ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ wrong!”

Why can't I eat toothpaste?
September 28, 2016September 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What Happens “if” (i.e when) you Eat Toothpaste?

Cotton earbuds health implications
September 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Cotton Earbuds: Useless For Ear Cleaning… So What’s Better?

Super Mario World
September 26, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario World: Bringing Sunshine & Goombas Into Your Life

Confessions of a Chatroom Freak - Mr. Biffo
September 25, 2016August 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Confessions of a Chatroom Freak by Mr. Biffo (Paul Rose)

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