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Tag: Films & TV

Four Weddings and a Funeral
July 25, 2015December 31, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Four Weddings and a Funeral: “Is it still raining? I hadn’t noticed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Sixth Sense
July 15, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Sixth Sense: “I see dead people” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Terminator
July 4, 2015January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Terminator: “I’ll be back” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jurassic Park
June 27, 2015May 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Why Does Jeff Goldblum Say “Must go faster” In Jurassic Park & Independence Day?

Jaws Quint
June 20, 2015May 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jaws
June 13, 2015January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: Rejoice as Cinema Classic Hits 40

March 27, 2015March 24, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Pie Debate: Are Pies Unhealthy?

February 18, 2015February 19, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Oscars 2015: Our Craziest Predictions!

In Cold Blood by Truman Capote
February 1, 2015April 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

In Cold Blood by Truman Capote

January 31, 2015March 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Of Robert Carlyle Being A Maniac In Films

January 30, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Space No One Can Hear You Make Ice Cream

The Terminator
January 21, 2015February 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Funny Movie Faces

January 16, 2015November 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

THE VERY BEST OF TOM CRUISE SHOUTING IN FILMS!!!

Withnail and I
October 27, 2014January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Withnail and I is a Film Trip Worth Taking

Apocalypse
April 23, 2014November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Apocalypse Scenarios We’d Heartily Embrace!

January 30, 2014January 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Why Sandwiches Should Play a Larger Role in Films

January 17, 2014January 17, 2014Mr. Wapojif

The Mongoose of Wall Street

January 13, 2014January 14, 2014Mr. Wapojif

Why is Mozzarella so Weird?

November 22, 2013April 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Gravity: Space-Based Drama With Hot Pants

May 26, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Spurious Sunday: Sensational False Facts

February 24, 2013February 24, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: 85th Academy Awards Recipe Special!

February 13, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Explosions Make For Great Movies

January 12, 2013May 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

5 Films Arnold Schwarzenegger Should’ve Been In

January 10, 2013April 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The 2013 Oscar Nominations Are In!

December 29, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Year That Was 2012: Review Special

December 1, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Silence of the Pans

A yellow and blue parrot stretching its wing out
November 27, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Parrots of the Caribbean: A Guide to Feathery Excellence

November 19, 2012September 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Which Celebrity Body Part Do You Envy?

Sunday written in elegant typography
October 14, 2012February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Fun Activities For a Lazy Sunday

A calendar month with the weekends highlighted
October 5, 2012August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fun Things To Do This Weekend

E.T. Atari 2600 video game
September 16, 2012February 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

E.T. the Video Game: The Amazingly Diabolical True Story

The planet Mars in the solar system.
August 25, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

What Earthlings Could Do On Mars

A monster with big scary eyes and teeth.
August 17, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

New Movie Monsters: Ideas For Scary New Creations

The Dark Knight Rises
June 26, 2012May 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Dark Knight Rises—A Bit of a Preview

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