Tag: Humor
Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)
Exclusive Invention: The Wall Bath (a bath in a wall)
Buster Keaton: Tribute to a King of Silent Comedy
Agony Aunt: “HELP! What’s a sugar daddy and do I need one?”
Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one)
Great Sayings Revisited: Take it with a pinch of sulk
8 Classic Pop Songs Ruined By Making the Titles Too Descriptive
Predator: “Get to the chopper!” Quote Off Extravaganza
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Moronation Street
How to Write a Threatening Letter
15 Romantic Comedies Ruined By Adding “Sneeze” Into The Title
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”
The Graduate: “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?” Quote Off Extravaganza!
In Praise of Phoebe From Friends
Exclusive Invention: The Sink Shower (for personal hygiene and doing the dishes!)
Goldfinger: “A martini. Shaken, not stirred.” Quote Off Extravaganza
10 New Swear Words To Use With Serious Pride
Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup
Philomena Cunk: Making Stupidity Funny Again
Exclusive Invention: Bouncer Castle (a bouncy castle for bouncers)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Hillhanger (Cliffhanger spinoff)
Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)
Invention: Jackstammer (jackhammer for stammerers)
Digitiser: At One With Teletext’s Anarchic, Classic Video Game Mag
Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me bird hates me gansgta slang aiiiiiiie”
Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile
Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)
Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend wants to donate his kidneys to charity!”
Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Stronger Things (better than Stranger Things)
Exclusive Invention: Refbridgerators (bridges made out of old refrigerators)
Exclusive Invention: Photograpurrs (cat photographers)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”
Exclusive Invention: Porbridge (a bridge made out of porridge?)
