February 19, 2019February 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron is on STRIKE!

February 14, 2019February 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Rate this patented Bee My Valentine dating plan!”

February 13, 2019February 13, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Sunshine Blogger Award #2: We Answer Some Questions

February 8, 2019February 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.

February 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games

February 2, 2019February 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Utopia for Realists by Rutger Bregman

January 29, 2019January 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”

January 28, 2019January 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?

January 24, 2019January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”

January 22, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Swearing: Should You Be So Obscene?

January 21, 2019January 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

How to Punch Someone in the Face

January 18, 2019May 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks Make Your Eating Elegant & Precise

January 17, 2019January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”

January 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Desk Washer (keep your favourite desks clean!)

January 11, 2019January 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

IQ Test: Find Out How Bright You Is With Are Free Test

January 4, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Flirting: What is it and why should I get my coat, love?

January 2, 2019December 31, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women

January 1, 2019December 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men

December 31, 2018December 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)

December 28, 2018August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Love Letter

December 26, 2018December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem

December 21, 2018December 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener

December 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Rain Sounds: Effective Sleeping Method #51

December 17, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Annoyances: What are they, why are they irritating, and why am I so annoyed?

December 14, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Party: Time to Make Some Shapes

December 13, 2018December 13, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Britain enjoys national crisis (again) as Brexit hits the fan (again)

December 12, 2018October 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jason Becker: Triumphant Hearts Album Hits The Stores

December 11, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ultra-Umbrella (ULTRA!)

December 10, 2018December 10, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Make Small Talk

December 7, 2018December 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus

December 4, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Cookie Cutter Chainsaw (for cookie cutting excellence)

December 3, 2018December 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”

November 30, 2018November 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

November 29, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!

November 27, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?

November 20, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Blobs: What is blob and can it unblob?

November 19, 2018November 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to be More AGGRESSIVE!

November 15, 2018November 16, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”