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Come Dine With Flea
August 30, 2017August 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Come Dine With Flea

The MattDress
August 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mattdress (a mattress and dress all-in-one!)

Tiramiso Soup
August 25, 2017December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tiramiso Soup (tiramisu & soup all-in-one!)

Canned candles
August 24, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cannedles – Convenient Candles in a Can

Fromaige Fred
August 21, 2017August 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred

August 18, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Shower Hair Dryer (shower & hair dryer all-in-one!)

How to ask out a woman
August 16, 2017August 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out a Woman (and score every time, player!)

Sauceages are better than sausages
August 11, 2017August 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sauceages (like sausages, but saucier)

The Tooth Pickaxe
August 10, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)

How to avoid being friend zoned
August 9, 2017August 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop being friend zoned?”

Baguettes food and a plastic bin bag
August 8, 2017August 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)

Ditch that zero and find yourself a hero - like Superman
August 4, 2017August 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I ditch this zero and find myself a hero?!”

Toaster and kettle all-in-one
July 31, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)

Key lime pie - now with added keys!
July 28, 2017July 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Key Lime Pie – Now With Extra Keys!

The Handwash Toilet
July 27, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Handwash Toilet (for cleanliness & convenience)

Pandiculation is when you yawn and stretch simultaneously
July 26, 2017April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pandiculation: The Name For When You Yawn and Stretch

How to go bald gracefully
July 21, 2017April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Go Bald Gracefully (a manly man’s guide)

Grease on Toast
July 20, 2017July 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)

Mouthmosh - It does a better job than mouthwash
July 17, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: MouthMosh (for rocking out with the benefit of fresh breath)

Washing down liquid
July 14, 2017July 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Washing Down Liquid to Hit Supermarket Shelves and Facilitate Pessimists

Lemon Migraine Pie
July 13, 2017July 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Migraine Pie (skip work in style!)

Bleach balls - everyone is happy with bleach involved
July 11, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bleach Ball – For Great Times by the Sea!

How to Name Your Baby Guide
July 7, 2017July 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Name Your Baby: Top Tips For New Parents

The Humbrella
July 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)

Banofeet pie
July 3, 2017July 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)

Why can't I use mankind in conversation
June 26, 2017June 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why can’t I say ‘mankind’ no more?!”

June 23, 2017June 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marshland Marshmallows & Sardine Ice Cream

Toilet Cloner
June 19, 2017June 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Toilet Cloner (miles better than toilet cleaner)

Tzatziki to be renamed
June 16, 2017June 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Controversy as Tzatziki Renamed “Cucumber Dip”

The Spice Girls Pizza
June 14, 2017June 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pizza-Zigazig Ah (Spice Girls themed pizza)

ConfiDance the dancing robot
May 26, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Learn to Dance with the ConfiDance Robot!

Pommes de Tear clothes recipe
May 25, 2017May 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pommes de Tear (make your torn clothes edible)

Government plans mint plans
May 19, 2017May 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: UK Government Plans Major Mint-Based Reforms

Candy Floss Floss
May 17, 2017May 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Candy Floss Floss (eat whilst flossing!)

Sardine Soufflé
May 12, 2017May 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sardine & Chocolate Soufflé!

Potato Milk
May 4, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Milk (like almond milk, but better)

Central Hooting
May 3, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Central Hooting (heating with brilliant sound effects)

How do I look like Brad Pitt?
May 1, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How Do I Make Myself Look Like Brad Pitt?!”

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