Tag: Lifestyle
Exclusive Invention: The Mattdress (a mattress and dress all-in-one!)
Exclusive Recipe: Tiramiso Soup (tiramisu & soup all-in-one!)
Exclusive Invention: Cannedles – Convenient Candles in a Can
Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred
Invention: The Shower Hair Dryer (shower & hair dryer all-in-one!)
How to Ask Out a Woman (and score every time, player!)
Exclusive Recipe: Sauceages (like sausages, but saucier)
Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop being friend zoned?”
Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)
Agony Aunt: “How do I ditch this zero and find myself a hero?!”
Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)
Exclusive Recipe: Key Lime Pie – Now With Extra Keys!
Invention: The Handwash Toilet (for cleanliness & convenience)
Pandiculation: The Name For When You Yawn and Stretch
How to Go Bald Gracefully (a manly man’s guide)
Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)
Invention: MouthMosh (for rocking out with the benefit of fresh breath)
Breaking News: Washing Down Liquid to Hit Supermarket Shelves and Facilitate Pessimists
Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Migraine Pie (skip work in style!)
Exclusive Invention: Bleach Ball – For Great Times by the Sea!
How to Name Your Baby: Top Tips For New Parents
Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)
Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why can’t I say ‘mankind’ no more?!”
Exclusive Recipe: Marshland Marshmallows & Sardine Ice Cream
Exclusive Invention: Toilet Cloner (miles better than toilet cleaner)
Breaking News: Controversy as Tzatziki Renamed “Cucumber Dip”
Exclusive Recipe: Pizza-Zigazig Ah (Spice Girls themed pizza)
Exclusive Invention: Learn to Dance with the ConfiDance Robot!
Exclusive Recipe: Pommes de Tear (make your torn clothes edible)
Breaking News: UK Government Plans Major Mint-Based Reforms
Exclusive Recipe: Candy Floss Floss (eat whilst flossing!)
Exclusive Recipe: Sardine & Chocolate Soufflé!
Exclusive Recipe: Potato Milk (like almond milk, but better)
Invention: Central Hooting (heating with brilliant sound effects)
