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Tag: Satire

A line of novels by Goethe
April 24, 2020April 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Classic Novels Ruined by Adding “Gertrude” Into the Title

Stay at home in self-isolation for coronavirus
April 23, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Lockdown Poetic Special

A man sitting on a yellow sofa working
April 21, 2020April 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m a softboi—I need pretentious chat up lines!”

A man eating some food looking anxious
April 14, 2020April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”

A colourful alphabet
April 13, 2020April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: The XYZ-Files (better than the X-Files)

A cartoon pint of beer
April 10, 2020April 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps having drunken fights!”

Frying pans in a kitchen cooking food
April 9, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Frying Pun—Cook Up a Wordplay Storm

A shark leaping out of the water on a beach near two human runners
April 6, 2020April 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Sharks and Recreation

Isolated room with a light on in a grid
April 3, 2020April 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a self-isolating ignoramus!”

Questions and answers
March 30, 2020March 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mystery Blogger Award: Extra Life’s Questions… Answered!

A psychotic young boy holding a bloodstained axe
March 26, 2020March 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My child is a heathenish fiend!”

Problem solving
March 20, 2020March 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with a problem-solving problem child?”

Tesco baked beans in tomato sauce
March 17, 2020September 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Baked Beans Price War of July 1994

A LEGO employee looking unhappy in the workplace
March 16, 2020March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Enforce Happiness in the Workplace

Decline and Fall by Evelyn Waugh
March 14, 2020March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Decline and Fall by Evelyn Waugh

Man feet in trainers
March 13, 2020March 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Eighties Hits Ruined By Adding “Man Feet” Into the Title

Gavel hammer in case law
March 12, 2020March 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Case Law Coleslaw

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life: The Comedy Troop’s Finale

Poetry book of love
March 9, 2020March 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband won’t stop writing crap poetry!”

Mustard in a small cup
March 6, 2020March 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Mustard Socks (socks made out of mustard)

Balding man singing hit singles
March 5, 2020September 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Male Pattern Balding” Into the Title

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
March 4, 2020March 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: Celebrating the Cult Comedy Horror Thing

A sleeping walking model to the backdrop of the Moon
March 2, 2020March 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband sleepwalks!”

People dancing to 1980s hit singles
February 28, 2020February 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

20 Hit ‘80s Singles Ruined by Adding “Discombobulate” Into the Title

Public toilet signs for using the lavatory
February 27, 2020February 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: RoboPlop (immature version of RoboCop)

RoboCop
February 26, 2020April 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

RoboCop: Robotic Police Officer Satire From 1987

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall making Arnold noises
February 25, 2020February 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Noises: EAUGH! Celebrating Schwarzenegger’s Best Sounds

A bride and groom walking in a field of sunflowers
February 21, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Wedding Haiku Special: Fall in Love With Our Words

Total Recall
February 20, 2020February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: “See you at the party, Richter!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A whistle on a kettle
February 18, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Whiskle (a whisk and whistle in one)

An old house that is a bit of an eyesore
February 17, 2020February 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined by Adding “Eyesore” Into the Title

Daisies in the shape of a love heart
February 14, 2020February 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

25 Brilliant Romantic Valentine’s Day Ideas

A chainsaw cutting into a baguette-min
February 13, 2020February 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How Chainsaws Will Improve Your Company Culture

The love cake with a flower
February 11, 2020February 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Lovely Shmoopie Love Cake

Husband and wife
February 10, 2020February 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

13 Films Ruined By Adding “Hubby & Wifey” Into The Title

A hipster in glasses and a beard
February 6, 2020February 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Missing Hipster Beard: Substantial Rewards Available on Safe Return

A greased up, tanned, male bodybuilder wearing a thong
February 5, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: The Thong (skimpy remake of ’82’s The Thing)

Heart shaped tree in a field of romantic roses
February 4, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Romance Bazooka

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