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Tag: Sayings

Ee Ba Gum
July 23, 2020July 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ee Ba Gum: The Greatest Saying in English History

Honey being spooned out of a cup
May 16, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Time is Honey: The World’s Most Confusing Honey-Based Saying

Butter
May 2, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Age is butter number: Butter-Based Saying is Nonsense

Kneecaps after an X ray
February 28, 2019February 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Proverbs Ruined By Adding “Kneecaps” Into Them

A sword glowing in the sunlight
June 19, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

First come, first severed: The Most Violent Saying Ever

Boulders
June 12, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

A weight off my boulders: Stone-based saying is rocky

Duck
May 29, 2018May 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beginner’s duck

A sulking child
May 1, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Take it with a pinch of sulk

Plant
February 15, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Walking the plant

A book on a windowsill
February 1, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: To cut a long story short

If the tables are turned, or to turn the tables
December 29, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: If the tables were burned…

It's not rocket science
August 2, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: It’s Snot Rocket Science

Jack of all trades (and master of nuns)
July 25, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Jack of all trays (and master of nuns)

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
July 6, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t look a git horse in the mouth

More than just a petty face
June 22, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: More than just a petty face

Like trying to get mud out of a stone
May 11, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Like Trying to Get Mud Out of a Stone

Go down like a shed balloon
May 5, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Go Down Like a Shed Balloon

Don't beat about the mush
April 26, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t beat about the mush

The tooth is out there
April 21, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The Tooth is Out There

The early bird catches worms
April 11, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The early bird catches worms

You never flail until you stop trying
March 24, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: You never flail until you stop trying

Home is where the go-kart is
February 20, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Home is where the go-kart is

Kip in the Bucket saying
February 7, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Kip in the bucket

Show your tooth colours - saying
February 3, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Show your tooth colours

Saved by the smell
January 9, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Saved by the smell

Brake the ice
December 16, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Brake the ice

Cat got your dung
December 5, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Cat got your dung?

Let your hare down
November 21, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Let your hare down

Blood is stupider than water.
November 15, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Blood is stupider than water

Better the deviled eggs you know
November 4, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Better the deviled eggs you know

Sweat your appetite
November 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Terrible Sayings Revisited: Sweat Your Appetite

ABBA - If you gaze into the Abyss
October 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Sayings Revisited: If you gaze into ABBA, ABBA will gaze into you

If it ain't a bloke, don't fix it
October 7, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: If it Ain’t a Bloke, Don’t Fix it

Hell hath no fury like a woman's scones
September 20, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scones

Don't judge a boot by its cover
September 14, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t Judge a Boot By its Cover

Good things come to those who oscillate
August 31, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sayings Revisited: Good Things Come to Those Who Oscillate

Beauty is in the eye of the beetroot holder
July 19, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beauty is in the Eye of the Beetroot Holder

February 6, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Is It Possible To Bait Breath?

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