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Tag: Silly

A shower unit.
September 12, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are shower curtains and are they even necessary?

Movie making equipment
September 11, 2018September 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 High-Concept Movie Pitches For Hollywood

1
September 6, 2018September 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”

Commuting train
September 4, 2018September 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 Proven & Viable Excuses For Missing a Day At Work

Well
August 31, 2018August 31, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Saved By The Well

Soup
August 30, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?

Kite of Doom
August 27, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Kite of Doom (a kite specialising in doom)

Hummus
August 24, 2018August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Houmous, Why Is It Mushy, & What Do I Do With It?

Solar system planets
August 21, 2018August 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

8 Planets Renamed (for the better) From Our Solar System

Hospital
August 17, 2018August 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Err (Better Than ER & More Accessible)

Business
August 14, 2018August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What’s business, how do I do it, and when will I be a billionaire?

Posthoumous
August 10, 2018October 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Posthoumous – A Dystopian Houmous Affair

The Sun
August 7, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: The Sun Is Great, But Please Teach Me More About It

Men and women dating
August 6, 2018August 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “There’s, like, this guy I like! How do I, like, ask him out?!”

Citizen Kane
August 3, 2018July 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Citizen Kane: “Rosebud” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Water
August 2, 2018July 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What Is Water & Do We Really Need To Drink It?

Shut Up
July 30, 2018July 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Shut Up” Into The Title

Peas
July 27, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Peaboard (better than a keyboard)

July 26, 2018August 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)

Mouthwash
July 20, 2018July 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Mouthwash” Into The Title

Frying pan
July 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Flying Pan (better than the frying pan)

The Moon
July 15, 2018July 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The First Reporter on the Moon

Job interview questions
July 10, 2018July 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What Should You Do In a Job Interview?

Job spec for hiring
July 9, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Join Our Apprenticeship Programme!

Flirting
July 4, 2018July 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Chat Up a Woman – Part #2

Scarface
July 3, 2018June 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Scarface: “Say hello to my little friend!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Finger family.
June 29, 2018June 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! We have 19 children… should we have more?”

A man falling
June 21, 2018June 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”

Duck
May 29, 2018May 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beginner’s duck

May 28, 2018September 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Nail a Job Interview

Recording studio
May 22, 2018May 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

What Happens to a Song When it Fades Out?

Rowing boat on water
May 18, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)

Bathtub
May 10, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wall Bath (a bath in a wall)

Balaclava wearing thief
May 3, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one)

A sulking child
May 1, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Take it with a pinch of sulk

Pop music performance
April 30, 2018March 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

8 Classic Pop Songs Ruined By Making the Titles Too Descriptive

A street
April 26, 2018June 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Moronation Street

Letter writing
April 24, 2018August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Threatening Letter

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