October 30, 2018October 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”

October 29, 2018October 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Sylvester Stallone Improvement

October 26, 2018March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Government Inspection & Introducing Nude Working Days!

October 23, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Noodles – It’s spaghetti really, isn’t it? Or not?

October 22, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Post-It Boats (sticky, but handy, boats)

October 19, 2018October 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave

October 16, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Spinach – why is it green and does it really itch?

October 15, 2018February 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”

October 12, 2018October 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)

October 11, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Drum Pit (drum kits in a pit)

October 8, 2018August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?

October 5, 2018October 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)

September 28, 2018September 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep

September 27, 2018September 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “I ain’t got time to bleed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

September 25, 2018August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)

September 24, 2018September 24, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Blind Drunk Date

September 18, 2018September 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Buffy The Hamper Slayer

September 14, 2018September 14, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”

September 13, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)

September 12, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are shower curtains and are they even necessary?

September 11, 2018September 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 High-Concept Movie Pitches For Hollywood

September 6, 2018September 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”

September 4, 2018September 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 Proven & Viable Excuses For Missing a Day At Work

August 31, 2018August 31, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Saved By The Well

August 30, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?

August 27, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Kite of Doom (a kite specialising in doom)

August 24, 2018August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Houmous, Why Is It Mushy, & What Do I Do With It?

August 21, 2018August 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

8 Planets Renamed (for the better) From Our Solar System

August 17, 2018August 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Err (Better Than ER & More Accessible)

August 14, 2018August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What’s business, how do I do it, and when will I be a billionaire?

August 10, 2018October 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Posthoumous – A Dystopian Houmous Affair

August 7, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: The Sun Is Great, But Please Teach Me More About It

August 6, 2018August 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “There’s, like, this guy I like! How do I, like, ask him out?!”

August 3, 2018July 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Citizen Kane: “Rosebud” Quote Off Extravaganza!

August 2, 2018July 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What Is Water & Do We Really Need To Drink It?

July 30, 2018July 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Shut Up” Into The Title

July 27, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Peaboard (better than a keyboard)

July 26, 2018August 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)