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Tag: Vegetables

Beetments - Baked Beans Health Spa
December 19, 2024December 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Beetments: Baked Beans Health Spa 🥫 [Sponsored Post]

The Boredom of Broccoli with a child looking unhappy about her meal
June 24, 2024June 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My RUDE child says broccoli is ‘boring’!!!” 🥦🤬

The History of the Tomato
May 5, 2023May 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of the Tomato 🍅

Carrots: A public service announcement
November 24, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carrots: A Public Service Announcement [Sponsored Post]

Dr. Patrick's Potato Psychology Service Ltd.
October 13, 2022October 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dr. Patrick’s Potato Psychology Service Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Princess Tomato In The Salad Kingdom
May 9, 2021May 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom: Oddball Veggie Game

A full English breakfast, including baked beans on toast
May 3, 2021May 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Improved By Adding “Beans” Into the Title

An assortment of spinach
March 8, 2021March 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Spinach in the Workplace: How to Manage the Leafy Green

Shepherd's pie
December 17, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Shepherd’s Pie: No Shepherds Are in This Foodstuff

An assortment of vegetables
November 30, 2020November 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

Bubble and squeak, the breakfast dish made from cabbage and mashed potato
October 2, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bubble and Squeak: Hearty Mashed Potato Done Proper

Fresh vegetables piled together
August 25, 2020August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make my kids eat vegetables?”

Spinach
October 16, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Spinach – why is it green and does it really itch?

Potatoes
May 31, 2017September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Films Ruined By Using “Potato” in the Title

The mush room
October 6, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mush Room (as in a vegetable room)

WordCress food blogging
September 13, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: WordCress (like WordPress, but for cress fans)

Beauty is in the eye of the beetroot holder
July 19, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beauty is in the Eye of the Beetroot Holder

Why do leeks leak
June 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Vegetable Theory: Why do Leeks Leak?

Rocket space travel
June 7, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rocket Rocket (for environmentally friendly space travel)

Crispy Baobab and Onion Kale Chips
February 3, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Improve Your Life Some More With Crispy Baobab & Onion Kale Chips!

December 23, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Brussels Sprouts!

Cucumber vegetable
November 12, 2015November 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

New Vegetable: Queuecumber (like a cucumber, but with queuing)!

Blueberries
November 5, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why are Blueberries So Bloody Depressed?

Anger
August 21, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Veg: Celerberate!

Vegetables
August 10, 2015February 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Vegetables That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

July 14, 2015April 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Is The Cauliflower a Flower or a Vegetable, Already?!?

June 28, 2015October 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mushroom Ice Cream!

June 5, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Food: Zompie!

Beetroot
May 13, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Beetroot

Celery
April 25, 2015January 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Welcome To The Exciting World Of Celery

A cartoon avocado waving in a friendly way
May 14, 2013July 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Is it Possible to Build a House Out of Avocados?

Green is good to go
February 11, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Green Stuff Good For You?

January 8, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Tomato: Vegetable or Fruit?

A scary hand on a pane of glass
October 22, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Human Fear Explained: A Theoretical Pontification

A bunch of sweet potatoes
September 5, 2012July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Are Sweet Potatoes Made Out Of Sweets?

Jack and Jill
September 1, 2012March 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jack and Jill: Adam Sandler’s Unfunny Thing

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