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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
February 12, 2015February 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Does Shampoo Have Poo In It?

February 11, 2015February 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Are Nettles Related To Kettles?

February 9, 2015February 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Does Spinach Really Make You Itch?

My Family and Other Animals
February 7, 2015January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

My Family and Other Animals by Gerald Durrell

February 6, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Is It Possible To Bait Breath?

February 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Should Scientists Bring The Dodo Back To Life?

February 4, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Make The Moon More Interesting

February 2, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Isn’t Earl Grey Tea Grey?

In Cold Blood by Truman Capote
February 1, 2015February 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

In Cold Blood by Truman Capote

January 31, 2015March 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Of Robert Carlyle Being A Maniac In Films

January 30, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Space No One Can Hear You Make Ice Cream

Grim Fandango Remastered
January 29, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Return of Grim Fandango

January 28, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Can Science Unscramble Scrambled Eggs?

January 27, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Pot Noodle Easter Egg Is Here!

January 26, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Marmite Easter Egg Is Here!

Pig
January 24, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Oinkment!

January 23, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Hungry Hungry Hippos

January 22, 2015August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tinned Full English Breakfasts: A Detailed Analysis

The Terminator
January 21, 2015February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Funny Movie Faces

The Man in the High Castle
January 18, 2015January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Man in the High Castle by Philip K. Dick

January 16, 2015January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

THE VERY BEST OF TOM CRUISE SHOUTING IN FILMS!

January 15, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Don’t Humans Have Nosebrows or Earbrows?!?

The Beatles
January 14, 2015November 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Beatles’ Beards Rated

January 13, 2015January 13, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Did Popeye The Sailor Man Endorse Kale?

January 12, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Keith The Syrian Hamster Turns 1

Pikmin 3
January 6, 2015March 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pikmin 3: Brilliance Through Obedient Alien Monsters

January 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Yogurty Truth About Yoghurt!

January 3, 2015January 3, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Belting Post About Belts!

January 2, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The 2015 Beverage Revolution: Brie Tea!

Clothes peg
January 1, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Importance Of Doing The Washing

The peak of Mount Everest
December 30, 2014April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Englishman Scales Mount Everest In Bobble Hat & Pink Speedos

The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
December 29, 2014June 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat by Oliver Sacks 🎩

Hamsters in the wild
December 27, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

News Stories Of 2014: Plague of Hamsters Invades Dover

Lenin
December 24, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

5 Disturbingly Excellent Facts About Christmas

Santa Claus
December 21, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column

Accident
December 18, 2014November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

PM Accident Insurance – Personal Testimonials This Merry Christmas Time!

December 17, 2014August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why We’re Having Beans On Toast For Christmas Dinner

Karate man
December 16, 2014November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Karate Dude Is In Charge…

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