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Category: TV Shows That Never Were

The Simpsons
February 19, 2018February 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Simpering Sons (better than The Simpsons)

A duck
January 29, 2018January 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Orange is the New Quack

Library
December 14, 2017April 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Conan the Librarian

A lassi yoghurt drink
December 6, 2017December 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Lassi (the Indian yoghurt drink)

Toast in a toaster.
November 27, 2017November 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Toastbusters (like Ghostbusters)

Guitar from a rock band
November 20, 2017November 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Band of Mothers

November 14, 2017November 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Dante’s Reek

A brake with a min wincing about how badly it's gone
November 9, 2017November 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Braking Bad

American Snipper
October 23, 2017October 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: American Snipper

Come Dine With Flea
August 30, 2017August 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Come Dine With Flea

Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Knightmares
August 17, 2017August 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Knightmares

Trainspitting
July 18, 2017July 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Trainspitting (trains, spit, no drugs)

Chores the TV show
May 16, 2017May 14, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Chores (like Cheers, but tedious)

Who Wants to Be a Minger
May 10, 2017May 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Who Wants to Be a Minger?

The Walking Bed TV Show
April 10, 2017April 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Walking Bed

Alien 3 Spinoff
September 8, 2016February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Alien 3.4 Children

Snakes on a Plain
August 16, 2016August 16, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Snakes on a Plain

Conan the Barber Man
August 11, 2016August 11, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Conan the Barber Man

Game of Phones
June 2, 2016June 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Game of Phones

Untrue Detective
April 25, 2016April 25, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Untrue Detective (like True Detective, but with more lying)

The Squawking Dead
April 13, 2016April 13, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Squawking Dead

How I Met Your Motherboard
March 30, 2016March 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: How I Met Your Motherboard

House of Cards
December 16, 2015December 16, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: House of Bards (like House of Cards, but with more bards)

Independent clause
November 6, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: Rebel Without an Independent Clause

McDonald's Big Mac
October 23, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Ally McDonald’s

Sex and the City
October 15, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Socks and the City

Friends
June 12, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: F.R.I.E.N.D.S (Friends)

Cheers
June 11, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Chers (Cheers)

Frasier
June 10, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Freezer (Frasier)

Morgan Freeman
October 3, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Should Morgan Freeman Narrate Next?

December 1, 2012August 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Silence of the Pans: Great Films That Never Were

August 16, 2012November 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Movie Remakes Hollywood Should Do Next

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