Category: Special Features
A Brief History Of Lipstick And Grunting
Does Shampoo Have Poo In It?
Should Scientists Bring The Dodo Back To Life?
The Beatles’ Beards Rated
The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column
Reintroducing The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column!
A Brief History of the Scarf
What if Lies Were Pies?
Which is Better: Pens or Pencils?
The Wheels On The Bus Nursery Rhyme—A Savage Indictment
Who Invented Washing Up?
Why Wasn’t Jack London From London?
What is Toothpaste?
How to Detox With an ox
Celebrate Global Big Toe Day!
In Praise of Hedgehogs
How Neat Was Nietzsche?
Dinosaur Exclusive: The Professionalmoronosaurus
Eyeouch: When you accidentally jab yourself in the eye
A Brief History of the Sock
The Morality of Someone Sitting Next to You on Public Transport
Why Are There No Chefs In Fields In Sheffield?
Understanding Geography: Part 1 – Europe!
British Summer Explained For Everyone (Including British People)
Rik Mayall: A Special Tribute
Great Works of Literature Ruined by Putting “Cheese” in the Title
Your Favourite Football Players Discuss Physics
Apocalypse Scenarios to Heartily Embrace
Professional Moron Looks Back: Advice for Mr. Wapojif’s Teenage Self
Professional Moron Explains This Fish!
Get To Know Professional Moron With These 25 Answered Questions!
The Shelfie! All About the Book Stacking Craze
Colossal Weight Gain Experiment: Sponsor Our Absurd Quest!
What Does It Mean To Be a Sheep?
