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October 21, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Detox With an ox

A cartoon foot with a big toe
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Celebrate Global Big Toe Day!

October 9, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Hedgehogs

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How Neat Was Nietzsche?

October 5, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Dinosaur Exclusive: The Professionalmoronosaurus

October 1, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Eyeouch: When you accidentally jab yourself in the eye

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A Brief History of the Sock

The Morality of Someone Sitting Next to You on Public Transport
September 4, 2014August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Morality of Someone Sitting Next to You on Public Transport

August 14, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are There No Chefs In Fields In Sheffield?

Europe
July 2, 2014January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Understanding Geography: Part 1 – Europe!

A British gentleman attempting to handle a summer heatwave
June 24, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

British Summer Explained For Everyone (Including British People)

Rik Mayall
June 10, 2014April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Rik Mayall: A Special Tribute

Cheese
May 9, 2014February 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Great Works of Literature Ruined by Putting “Cheese” in the Title

May 2, 2014November 1, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Your Favourite Football Players Discuss Physics

Apocalypse
April 23, 2014January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Apocalypse Scenarios to Heartily Embrace

January 26, 2014November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Looks Back: Advice for Mr. Wapojif’s Teenage Self

January 23, 2014November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Explains This Fish!

January 6, 2014November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Get To Know Professional Moron With These 25 Answered Questions!

December 20, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Shelfie! All About the Book Stacking Craze

French fries and cheese are junk food
December 10, 2013July 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Colossal Weight Gain Experiment: Sponsor Our Absurd Quest!

June 5, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What Does It Mean To Be a Sheep?

A cartoon depiction of some atoms
May 27, 2013November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why Jaffa Cakes Are Better Than Atoms

May 26, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Spurious Sunday: Sensational False Facts

May 24, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Squirrel Dude Knows He’s Better Than You

May 22, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Terrifying (but cute) Pictures of Animals Yawning

May 19, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Will Yawning Kill Us All?!

Our blog stinks
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Professional Moron Wins The “Your Blog Stinks!” Award!

May 12, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Join The Flying Spaghetti Monster Cult

May 11, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Shed Hat

Tama The Cat
May 9, 2013March 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tama The Super Station Master: Remembering An Icon

May 4, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Best Gangsta Rappers Reveal Gangsta Secrets

May 2, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Vacuum Cleaners

Mars Bar - what's in the name?
May 1, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are They Called Mars Bars, Anyway?

April 28, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Delusional Donkey: Insights Into a Peculiar World

April 27, 2013August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ferdinand Magellan: The Age of Discovery Rediscovered

International Cat Day
April 24, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

It’s International Cat Day

April 18, 2013August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Eating On Public Transport Makes You An Arse

Baboon or a bassoon?
April 17, 2013December 31, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Are you a Baboon or a Bassoon?

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