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Mozart and scatological humour
April 10, 2016September 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mozart and Scatological Humour: Diagnosing a Genius 🎻🎹🎶

Stupid sheep
April 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: How Stupid Are Sheep? We Decided to Find Out!

Tooth fairy newsletter
April 7, 2016April 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Tooth Fairy Newsletter: It’s Time For The Tooth!

Why sloths are lazy
April 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Sloths Are So Goddamn Lazy

Easter bunny hazard
March 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Easter Bunny Newsletter #4: The Easter Bunny’s Chaotic Weekend!

Flowers in spring
March 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Super Spring: The 5 Best Flowers of This Sprightly Season

Why do crabs walk sideays
March 18, 2016February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Why Can’t Crabs Run Forward?

Duck-billed platypus
March 14, 2016March 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Duck-Billed Platypus: What is it and why does it have that name?

Flamingos arrogance
March 11, 2016August 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Flamingo: Evolution Doing Flamboyant Stupidity to Perfection

Salford Quays
March 3, 2016March 3, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Salford Quays: Swearing Banned as Local Council Goes Mental!

Manchester duck race
March 2, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Manchester Duck Race: All Hail Charity Fun With Ducks!

The Moon landings fake
February 18, 2016July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

10 Reasons Why The Moon Landings Were Definitely Faked

Convict parole
February 9, 2016February 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter #3: The Calamities!

Tea week
January 21, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Tea Week on Professional Moron

Shelfie
January 20, 2016January 20, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

6 Super Sensational and Culturally Groovy Twitter Accounts to Follow

Easter Bunny newsletter
January 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter: New Staff & Effluence

Easter Bunny Newsletter
January 10, 2016January 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter: The Build-Up To Easter!

Alpha 2 Robot
January 7, 2016January 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

CES 2016: The Brilliantly Bizarre Technology Highlights… So Far

New Year's Resolutions
December 29, 2015December 30, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

10 New Year’s Revolutions You Should Consider!

Santa Claus Newsletter
December 25, 2015January 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: Official Christmas Newsletter #3

Santa Claus Column
December 18, 2015October 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: A Minor Nuclear Mishap

The Ironing Board
December 10, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Ironing Board

Santa Claus Official Column
December 8, 2015November 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: His Official Christmas Newsletter

Online Dating Men Seeking Women
December 4, 2015December 4, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking Women & Men

Lonely Hearts Column
December 2, 2015August 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking Men & Women

Paraparaumu Beach
December 1, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story Special: Charlton Heston Returned!

Lie Ins Lions
November 27, 2015November 27, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What’s Better? A Great Lie-In or a Great Lion?

Camel Casing
November 18, 2015November 18, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Camel Casing: In The Making Of This Glorious Headline, no Camels were Harmed

Manchester summer rain
November 10, 2015November 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Summery Summary: Manchester’s Year of Rain!

Grease
November 4, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of a Smell: Freshly Cut Grease

Freshly cut grass smell
November 3, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of a Smell: Freshly Cut Grass

Plastic bags
October 18, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Plastic Bag

Carrots
September 29, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Carrot!

Pencil Sharpener
September 21, 2015June 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why The World Needs To Remember The Pencil Shrapnel!

Kettle
September 19, 2015January 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Kettle

Tremors
September 15, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Graboids From Tremors Are Attacking Manchester!

Dear Boy: The Life of Keith Moon by Tony Fletcher
September 9, 2015April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dear Boy: The Life of Keith Moon by Tony Fletcher

Retro toys
September 8, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Retro Toys: The Ugly Mug Puppet

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