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Category: Special Features

May 29, 2015August 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Behold The Four’n Twenty & Pizza Hut Pie Special!

Learn how to juggle
May 26, 2015January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Learn How to Juggle: Master Juggling Quickly & Easily Today!

Dust
May 24, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Spring Cleaning Special: What Is Dust?

Flip-flops
May 17, 2015June 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Join The Great Flip-Flop Fashion Debate!

Reni hat
May 15, 2015February 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Reni Hat: The Stone Roses Fashion Special

Beetroot
May 13, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Beetroot

April 29, 2015April 30, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Pug, Pug Me Do: A Brief History Of The Pug

Pizza
April 20, 2015September 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Pizza Cutter

Russian dolls
April 17, 2015January 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Matryoshka (Russian) Dolls: What The Heck Are They, Anyway?

Tamagotchi
April 8, 2015March 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tamagotchi: Remembering the Pet Simulation Delight

March 20, 2015March 20, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Solar Eclipse 2015: The Aftermath

Shakespeare's famous stage direction of Exit, pursued by a bear
March 9, 2015April 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Exit, pursued by a bear: Notes on Shakespeare’s Odd Stage Direction 🐻

February 20, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of Lipstick And Grunting

February 12, 2015February 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Does Shampoo Have Poo In It?

February 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Should Scientists Bring The Dodo Back To Life?

The Beatles
January 14, 2015November 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Beatles’ Beards Rated

Santa Claus
December 21, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column

December 11, 2014January 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Reintroducing The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column!

December 7, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Scarf

What if lies were pies?
December 5, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What if Lies Were Pies?

Pens or pencils - which are best
November 30, 2014August 9, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Which is Better: Pens or Pencils?

Proving that bus wheels are wrong from the nursery rhyme The Wheels on the Bus
November 16, 2014August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Wheels On The Bus Nursery Rhyme—A Savage Indictment

November 5, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Who Invented Washing Up?

November 3, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why Wasn’t Jack London From London?

What is Toothpaste?
November 1, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What is Toothpaste?

October 21, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Detox With an ox

A cartoon foot with a big toe
October 12, 2014September 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrate Global Big Toe Day!

October 9, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Hedgehogs

Nietzsche was very neat
October 8, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How Neat Was Nietzsche?

October 5, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Dinosaur Exclusive: The Professionalmoronosaurus

October 1, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Eyeouch: When you accidentally jab yourself in the eye

September 5, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Sock

The Morality of Someone Sitting Next to You on Public Transport
September 4, 2014August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Morality of Someone Sitting Next to You on Public Transport

August 14, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are There No Chefs In Fields In Sheffield?

Europe
July 2, 2014January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Understanding Geography: Part 1 – Europe!

A British gentleman attempting to handle a summer heatwave
June 24, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

British Summer Explained For Everyone (Including British People)

Rik Mayall
June 10, 2014April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Rik Mayall: A Special Tribute

Cheese
May 9, 2014February 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Great Works of Literature Ruined by Putting “Cheese” in the Title

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