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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

The Myth of Sisyphus Albert Camus
April 23, 2016January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Myth of Sisyphus by Albert Camus

Hamster history
April 22, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Aren’t Hamsters Extinct?

Star Fox 64
April 21, 2016December 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lylat Wars: An Ode To Star Fox 64 & Doing a Barrel Roll

Ice cream curry
April 20, 2016April 20, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Suntan Lotion Ice Cream is Super Hot!

The Band Levon Helm
April 19, 2016May 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Levon Helm: An Awesome Tribute To An Awesome Dude & Drummer

Horse fish
April 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Is the Seahorse Really a Horse?

As Good As It Gets: You make me want to be a better man
April 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

As Good As It Gets: “You make me want to be a better man” Super Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Red Badge of Courage
April 16, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane

Scorpions anger issues
April 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why are scorpions so bloody angry?

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
April 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Which Dino Is Best? Diplodocus or Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

The Squawking Dead
April 13, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Squawking Dead

Kidney bean ice cream
April 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Kidney Bean Ice Cream

Amadeus
April 11, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Amadeus: It’s Mozart VS Salieri in a Cinema Masterpiece

Mozart and scatological humour
April 10, 2016September 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mozart and Scatological Humour: Diagnosing a Genius 🎻🎹🎶

Mozart A Life in Letters
April 9, 2016January 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Mozart’s A Life in Letters

Stupid sheep
April 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: How Stupid Are Sheep? We Decided to Find Out!

Tooth fairy newsletter
April 7, 2016April 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Tooth Fairy Newsletter: It’s Time For The Tooth!

When does bread become toast
April 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

At What Moment (PRECISELY) Does Bread Become Toast?

Caviar soup
April 5, 2016April 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Soup!

Why sloths are lazy
April 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Sloths Are So Goddamn Lazy

Axiom Verge
April 3, 2016March 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Axiom Verge: The Metroidvania Sci-Fi Masterpiece

Iain Banks The Wasp Factor
April 2, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Wasp Factory by Iain Banks

Miitomo Mr. Wapojif
April 1, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Miitomo: Nintendo’s First App is Bloody Wonderfully Mental!

Pukka Three Ginger Tea
March 31, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Pukka’s Three Ginger Tea: Whoa! It Packs a Mighty Punch!

How I Met Your Motherboard
March 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: How I Met Your Motherboard

Cheese on roast
March 29, 2016April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cheese on Roast (dinner)!

Rattlesnake rattle
March 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Rattlesnakes Have a Rattle

Easter bunny hazard
March 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Easter Bunny Newsletter #4: The Easter Bunny’s Chaotic Weekend!

Samorost 3 by Amanita Design
March 26, 2016November 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Samorost 3: Weird And Wonderful Indie Game Magic

For Two Thousand Years by Mihail Sebastian
March 25, 2016January 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

For Two Thousand Years by Mihail Sebastian

Flowers in spring
March 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Super Spring: The 5 Best Flowers of This Sprightly Season

Peas on toast
March 23, 2016July 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Peas on Toast (the archenemy of Beans on Toast)

Tengami
March 22, 2016January 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tengami: Glorious Eastern Mysticism Will Help You Unwind

Hoarse horse
March 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Horses Are Hoarse (Neigh!)

Jaws The Revenge
March 20, 2016September 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: The Revenge—The Movie Abomination We Love

Tanizaki Some Prefer Nettles
March 19, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Some Prefer Nettles by Jun’ichirō Tanizaki

Why do crabs walk sideays
March 18, 2016February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Why Can’t Crabs Run Forward?

Anchovy and Marmite Soup
March 17, 2016March 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Anchovy and Marmite Soup!

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