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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

What's the difference between lemons and limes?
December 28, 2015December 29, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Difference Between Lemons and Limes?

The 13 and a Half Lives of Captain Bluebear
December 27, 2015April 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear by Walter Moers

Super Mario 3D World
December 26, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario 3D World: Making Fun The Most Fun Thing Ever

Santa Claus Newsletter
December 25, 2015January 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: Official Christmas Newsletter #3

Snow and dandruff
December 24, 2015December 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Postulations on Life: Is Snow the Earth’s Dandruff?

December 23, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Brussels Sprouts!

Cress Crisps
December 22, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cressps (like crisps, but with more cress)

Chairs Invention
December 21, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The cHair (a chair made out of hair)

Monument Valley
December 20, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Monument Valley: M. C. Escher Inspired Mobile Loveliness

Venedikt Yerofeev Moscow Stations
December 19, 2015January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Moscow Stations by Venedikt Yerofeev

Santa Claus Column
December 18, 2015October 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: A Minor Nuclear Mishap

Cheese Tea
December 17, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Cheese Tea!

House of Cards
December 16, 2015December 16, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: House of Bards (like House of Cards, but with more bards)

Sardines Ice Cream
December 15, 2015December 15, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sensational Sardine Ice Cream!

Steam Controller
December 14, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Steam Controller Appraisal: This One’s For The Steam Controllers

Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
December 13, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze Will Make You Happy

Banana Yoshimoto Goodbye Tsugumi
December 12, 2015January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Goodbye Tsugumi by Banana Yoshimoto

Toast and bread sandwich
December 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Toast and Bread Sandwiches!

The Ironing Board
December 10, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Ironing Board

Mayonnaise Soup
December 9, 2015November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mayonnaise Soup (for the mayo fans out there)

Santa Claus Official Column
December 8, 2015November 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: His Official Christmas Newsletter

Beans on Toast
December 7, 2015December 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beams on Toast (like Beans on Toast, but with structural elements)

Empire of the Sun Steven Spielberg
December 6, 2015December 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Empire of the Sun: WWII Epic Coming-of-Age Drama 🌅

Yuri Bondarev The Last Shots
December 5, 2015January 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Last Shots by Yuri Bondarev

Online Dating Men Seeking Women
December 4, 2015December 4, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking Women & Men

Lonely Hearts Column
December 2, 2015August 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking Men & Women

Paraparaumu Beach
December 1, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story Special: Charlton Heston Returned!

Sheperd's Pie recipe
November 30, 2015November 30, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Shepherd’s Pi (like Shepherd’s Pie, but with more equations)

The Madness of King George
November 29, 2015November 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Madness of King George: The Art Behind Going Mad

The Ninth Beethoven and the World in 1824
November 28, 2015May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Ninth: Beethoven and the World in 1824 by Harvey Sachs

Lie Ins Lions
November 27, 2015November 27, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What’s Better? A Great Lie-In or a Great Lion?

Half-Life 2
November 26, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Half-Life 2: Inhale The Alien Intensity, Dammit!

Cheap tyres
November 25, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cheep Tyres – Every Bit as Great as Cheap Tyres!

Keith the Hamster
November 24, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pet Hamsters Guide: How to Manage Your Bundle of Joy

Banana tea
November 23, 2015March 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Immense Banana Sandwich

Antonio Vivaldi RV 580
November 22, 2015May 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Vivaldi’s RV 580: Violins and Postulations on History

The Book of Disquiet by Fernando Pessoa
November 21, 2015October 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Book of Disquiet by Fernando Pessoa

Tumble Dryer
November 20, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Blog Format: Tumble Drying (like Tumblr, but with much more drying)

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