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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Honey soup recipe
November 19, 2015November 20, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Honey Soup!

Camel Casing
November 18, 2015November 18, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Camel Casing: In The Making Of This Glorious Headline, no Camels were Harmed

Sandwich
November 17, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sandwich Cereal!

The Land Before Time
November 16, 2015April 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Land Before Time: The Excellent Dino Animated Romp

Miracle in the Andes by Nando Parrado
November 15, 2015January 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Miracle in the Andes by Nando Parrado

Timber the Tiger
November 13, 2015November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Diddy Kong Racing: It’s Better Than Mario Kart 64, Okay?

Cucumber vegetable
November 12, 2015November 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

New Vegetable: Queuecumber (like a cucumber, but with queuing)!

Satsumas
November 11, 2015November 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fruit: Sittingsumas (like satsumas, but with better English)!

Manchester summer rain
November 10, 2015November 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Summery Summary: Manchester’s Year of Rain!

New coffee recipe
November 9, 2015November 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Coffee Recipe: Coffhe and Coffher!

LostWinds
November 8, 2015January 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

LostWinds: Gusty, Gesture Based Lovelines

The Call of the Wild by Jack London
November 7, 2015January 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Call of the Wild by Jack London 🐺

Independent clause
November 6, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: Rebel Without an Independent Clause

Blueberries
November 5, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why are Blueberries So Bloody Depressed?

Grease
November 4, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of a Smell: Freshly Cut Grease

Freshly cut grass smell
November 3, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of a Smell: Freshly Cut Grass

Tempura Japanese food
November 2, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive (and violent) Recipe: Intemperate Tempura

A brief history of the drum solo
November 1, 2015February 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Drum Solo History: From Big Bands, to Jazz, and Rock 🥁

Franz Kafka The Metamorphoses
October 31, 2015January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka

Fashion wellington
October 30, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Smellingtons (like wellingtons, but with a putrid fragrance)!

Resident Evil
October 29, 2015November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Great Video Games That Never Were: Resident Weevil

Beans on Toast
October 28, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Super Spooky Halloween Recipe: Beans on Ghost!

Gone with the Wind poster
October 27, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Gone with the Wind: “You should be kissed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Halloween pumpkin
October 26, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Halloween? No! Time To Celebrate Holloween!

The Stone Roses The Second Coming
October 25, 2015April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Second Coming: The Stone Roses’ GOOD Second Album

Nikolai Gogol Petersburg Tales
October 24, 2015February 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Petersburg Tales by Nikolai Gogol 👃

McDonald's Big Mac
October 23, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Ally McDonald’s

Poppadoms
October 22, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Boomadoms (like poppadoms, but dangerous)!

Fish soup recipe
October 21, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mackerel, Honey, and Watermelon Soup!

Pastry
October 20, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Aggressive Solutions to Pastry’s Self-Esteem Issue Problems

Burger and Lobster restaurant
October 19, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Waiter or Waitress

Plastic bags
October 18, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Plastic Bag

Italo Calvino Into the War
October 17, 2015February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Into the War by Italo Calvino

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
October 16, 2015January 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Monty Python and the Holy Grail: 40th Anniversary Special

Sex and the City
October 15, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Socks and the City

Water
October 14, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Which Is Better: Bottled Water or Tap Water?

Mangoes
October 13, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fruit: Manstop (like mango, but with stopping power)!

Blinking
October 12, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive App: BlinkedIn (like LinkedIn, but with more blinking)

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