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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

Sardines Ice Cream
December 15, 2015December 15, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sensational Sardine Ice Cream!

Steam Controller
December 14, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Steam Controller Appraisal: This One’s For The Steam Controllers

Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
December 13, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze Will Make You Happy

Banana Yoshimoto Goodbye Tsugumi
December 12, 2015January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Goodbye Tsugumi by Banana Yoshimoto

Toast and bread sandwich
December 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Toast and Bread Sandwiches!

The Ironing Board
December 10, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Ironing Board

Mayonnaise Soup
December 9, 2015November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mayonnaise Soup (for the mayo fans out there)

Santa Claus Official Column
December 8, 2015November 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: His Official Christmas Newsletter

Beans on Toast
December 7, 2015December 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beams on Toast (like Beans on Toast, but with structural elements)

Empire of the Sun Steven Spielberg
December 6, 2015December 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Empire of the Sun: WWII Epic Coming-of-Age Drama 🌅

Yuri Bondarev The Last Shots
December 5, 2015January 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Last Shots by Yuri Bondarev

Online Dating Men Seeking Women
December 4, 2015December 4, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking Women & Men

Lonely Hearts Column
December 2, 2015August 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking Men & Women

Paraparaumu Beach
December 1, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story Special: Charlton Heston Returned!

Sheperd's Pie recipe
November 30, 2015November 30, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Shepherd’s Pi (like Shepherd’s Pie, but with more equations)

The Madness of King George
November 29, 2015November 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Madness of King George: The Art Behind Going Mad

The Ninth Beethoven and the World in 1824
November 28, 2015May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Ninth: Beethoven and the World in 1824 by Harvey Sachs

Lie Ins Lions
November 27, 2015November 27, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What’s Better? A Great Lie-In or a Great Lion?

Half-Life 2
November 26, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Half-Life 2: Inhale The Alien Intensity, Dammit!

Cheap tyres
November 25, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cheep Tyres – Every Bit as Great as Cheap Tyres!

Keith the Hamster
November 24, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pet Hamsters Guide: How to Manage Your Bundle of Joy

Banana tea
November 23, 2015March 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Immense Banana Sandwich

Antonio Vivaldi RV 580
November 22, 2015May 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Vivaldi’s RV 580: Violins and Postulations on History

The Book of Disquiet by Fernando Pessoa
November 21, 2015October 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Book of Disquiet by Fernando Pessoa

Tumble Dryer
November 20, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Blog Format: Tumble Drying (like Tumblr, but with much more drying)

Honey soup recipe
November 19, 2015November 20, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Honey Soup!

Camel Casing
November 18, 2015November 18, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Camel Casing: In The Making Of This Glorious Headline, no Camels were Harmed

Sandwich
November 17, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sandwich Cereal!

The Land Before Time
November 16, 2015April 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Land Before Time: The Excellent Dino Animated Romp

Miracle in the Andes by Nando Parrado
November 15, 2015January 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Miracle in the Andes by Nando Parrado

Timber the Tiger
November 13, 2015November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Diddy Kong Racing: It’s Better Than Mario Kart 64, Okay?

Cucumber vegetable
November 12, 2015November 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

New Vegetable: Queuecumber (like a cucumber, but with queuing)!

Satsumas
November 11, 2015November 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fruit: Sittingsumas (like satsumas, but with better English)!

Manchester summer rain
November 10, 2015November 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Summery Summary: Manchester’s Year of Rain!

New coffee recipe
November 9, 2015November 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Coffee Recipe: Coffhe and Coffher!

LostWinds
November 8, 2015January 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

LostWinds: Gusty, Gesture Based Lovelines

The Call of the Wild by Jack London
November 7, 2015January 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Call of the Wild by Jack London 🐺

Independent clause
November 6, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: Rebel Without an Independent Clause

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