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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

Blueberries
November 5, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why are Blueberries So Bloody Depressed?

Grease
November 4, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of a Smell: Freshly Cut Grease

Freshly cut grass smell
November 3, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of a Smell: Freshly Cut Grass

Tempura Japanese food
November 2, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive (and violent) Recipe: Intemperate Tempura

A brief history of the drum solo
November 1, 2015February 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Drum Solo History: From Big Bands, to Jazz, and Rock 🥁

Franz Kafka The Metamorphoses
October 31, 2015January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka

Fashion wellington
October 30, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Smellingtons (like wellingtons, but with a putrid fragrance)!

Resident Evil
October 29, 2015November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Great Video Games That Never Were: Resident Weevil

Beans on Toast
October 28, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Super Spooky Halloween Recipe: Beans on Ghost!

Gone with the Wind poster
October 27, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Gone with the Wind: “You should be kissed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Halloween pumpkin
October 26, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Halloween? No! Time To Celebrate Holloween!

The Stone Roses The Second Coming
October 25, 2015April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Second Coming: The Stone Roses’ GOOD Second Album

Nikolai Gogol Petersburg Tales
October 24, 2015February 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Petersburg Tales by Nikolai Gogol 👃

McDonald's Big Mac
October 23, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Ally McDonald’s

Poppadoms
October 22, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Boomadoms (like poppadoms, but dangerous)!

Fish soup recipe
October 21, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mackerel, Honey, and Watermelon Soup!

Pastry
October 20, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Aggressive Solutions to Pastry’s Self-Esteem Issue Problems

Burger and Lobster restaurant
October 19, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Waiter or Waitress

Plastic bags
October 18, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Plastic Bag

Italo Calvino Into the War
October 17, 2015February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Into the War by Italo Calvino

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
October 16, 2015January 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Monty Python and the Holy Grail: 40th Anniversary Special

Sex and the City
October 15, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Socks and the City

Water
October 14, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Which Is Better: Bottled Water or Tap Water?

Mangoes
October 13, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fruit: Manstop (like mango, but with stopping power)!

Blinking
October 12, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive App: BlinkedIn (like LinkedIn, but with more blinking)

Pot Noodle sandwich
October 11, 2015October 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

It’s the Pot Noodle Sandwich!

Svetlana Alexievich
October 10, 2015August 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Voices From Chernobyl by Svetlana Alexievich

Sushi
October 9, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Shushi (like sushi, but quieter)!

Mario Kart 8
October 8, 2015April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 8: One Of The Best Next Gen Games

Green tea recipe
October 7, 2015January 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Gwean Tea (to curb your green tea addiction)

Pizza
October 6, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pizzza (it’s like pizza, but with a sleepy kick)!

Sauna
October 5, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sawner (like a sauna, but not)

Common cold
October 4, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Causes The Common Cold? Cold Calling!

Seven Brief Lessons on Physics by Carlo Rovelli
October 3, 2015October 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Seven Brief Lessons on Physics by Carlo Rovelli

PROPERCORN
October 2, 2015April 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of PROPERCORN

Little Inferno
October 1, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Little Inferno: Burn Stuff & Relax In This Fun Indie Game

Shoes
September 30, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Recipe: Shoep (shoe soup, for the uninitiated)!

Carrots
September 29, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Carrot!

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