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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

April 30, 2015April 30, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Tomatoes: Exposing The Truth Behind Nature’s Greatest Fraud

April 29, 2015April 30, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Pug, Pug Me Do: A Brief History Of The Pug

Celery
April 25, 2015January 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Welcome To The Exciting World Of Celery

April 24, 2015April 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrating 20 Years Of Father Ted!

April 23, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

We Went On A Juice Health Spree… This Is What Happened

Apple
April 22, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Balls To Apple Watch! We Want Apple Hopscotch

High heels
April 21, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Fashion: wHeels

Pizza
April 20, 2015September 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Pizza Cutter

The Stone Roses debut album front cover
April 19, 2015January 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Stone Roses: The Greatest Debut Album of All Time

Russian dolls
April 17, 2015January 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Matryoshka (Russian) Dolls: What The Heck Are They, Anyway?

April 15, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Stop Press: First Donut In Space!

Earthworm Jim
April 14, 2015January 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Remembering the Groovy Earthworm Jim! 🪱

Brian Jacques Redwall Series
April 13, 2015May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Redwall Series by Brian Jacques

April 10, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Is Tartare Sauce Made Out Of Tar?

April 9, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

If There’s Horseradish Why Aren’t There Other Animal Radishes?

Tamagotchi
April 8, 2015March 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tamagotchi: Remembering the Pet Simulation Delight

Sushi
April 7, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

If There’s Wasabi… Why Isn’t There Wereabi?

April 6, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Is Goat’s Cheese?

Albert Camus The Plague
April 4, 2015January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Plague by Albert Camus

Super Mario 64
April 3, 2015February 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario 64: Landmark Classic We Rather Love

Ori and the Blind Forest
April 1, 2015December 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Ori and the Blind Forest: A Glorious Indie Masterpiece

March 27, 2015March 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Pie Debate: Are Pies Unhealthy?

Chess
March 25, 2015August 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Prawns VS Pawns: A Bewildering History Explained

Alto's Adventure
March 24, 2015December 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Alto’s Adventure: Charming Excellence With Llamas

Roy Porter Blood and Guts
March 21, 2015January 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Blood and Guts: A Short History of Medicine by Roy Porter 😷🚑🏥

March 20, 2015March 20, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Solar Eclipse 2015: The Aftermath

March 19, 2015March 19, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Enjoy The Solar Eclipse The Moronic Way

March 17, 2015October 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

“How d’you like them apples?”: What Does This Saying Mean?

March 16, 2015March 16, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Do Robots Really Want To Work At McDonald’s?

March 15, 2015December 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of Prof Brian Cox’s Hairdo

March 14, 2015June 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Debunking The Great Bunk Bed Myth & Debacle

Nome Trilogy by Terry Pratchett
March 13, 2015May 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Nome Trilogy by Terry Pratchett

March 11, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Lamenting This Highly Disappointing Houmous

Error
March 10, 2015March 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

I Am Error: Zelda II’s Existential Crisis Explained

Shakespeare's famous stage direction of Exit, pursued by a bear
March 9, 2015April 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Exit, pursued by a bear: Notes on Shakespeare’s Odd Stage Direction 🐻

A Personal Matter by Kenzaburō Ōe
March 8, 2015January 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Personal Matter by Kenzaburō Ōe

Crow
March 4, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

You’ve Heard Of Crowdsourcing – Now It’s Time For Crowsourcing!

March 3, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Is Europa Covered In Marmite?

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