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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

The Catcher in the Rye
March 2, 2015January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger

Hamster
February 26, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

10 Cute Amazon Reviews About Hamsters And Their Beloved New Products

February 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What In The Name Of Bejeezus Is Taramasalata?

February 24, 2015February 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Create The Perfect Tea Setup

Carson McCullers The Ballad of the Sad Cafe
February 23, 2015January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Ballad of the Sad Café by Carson McCullers

February 20, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of Lipstick And Grunting

February 19, 2015February 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Do Rats Ratify Stuff Which Needs Ratifying?

February 18, 2015February 19, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Oscars 2015: Our Craziest Predictions!

Teslagrad
February 17, 2015November 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Teslagrad: Soviet-Era Indie Game Brilliance

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February 16, 2015August 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

StumbleUpon: In Praise of the Recommendation Site

Poo-Pourri
February 15, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Many Joys of Potpourri

Voltaire Candide, or Optimism
February 14, 2015January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Candide, Or Optimism by Voltaire

February 12, 2015February 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Does Shampoo Have Poo In It?

February 11, 2015February 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Are Nettles Related To Kettles?

February 9, 2015February 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Does Spinach Really Make You Itch?

My Family and Other Animals
February 7, 2015January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

My Family and Other Animals by Gerald Durrell

February 6, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Is It Possible To Bait Breath?

February 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Should Scientists Bring The Dodo Back To Life?

February 4, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Make The Moon More Interesting

February 2, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Isn’t Earl Grey Tea Grey?

In Cold Blood by Truman Capote
February 1, 2015February 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

In Cold Blood by Truman Capote

January 31, 2015March 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Of Robert Carlyle Being A Maniac In Films

January 30, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Space No One Can Hear You Make Ice Cream

Grim Fandango Remastered
January 29, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Return of Grim Fandango

January 28, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Can Science Unscramble Scrambled Eggs?

January 27, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Pot Noodle Easter Egg Is Here!

January 26, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Marmite Easter Egg Is Here!

Pig
January 24, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Oinkment!

January 23, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Hungry Hungry Hippos

January 22, 2015August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tinned Full English Breakfasts: A Detailed Analysis

The Terminator
January 21, 2015February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Funny Movie Faces

The Man in the High Castle
January 18, 2015January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Man in the High Castle by Philip K. Dick

January 16, 2015January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

THE VERY BEST OF TOM CRUISE SHOUTING IN FILMS!

January 15, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Don’t Humans Have Nosebrows or Earbrows?!?

The Beatles
January 14, 2015November 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Beatles’ Beards Rated

January 13, 2015January 13, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Did Popeye The Sailor Man Endorse Kale?

January 12, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Keith The Syrian Hamster Turns 1

Pikmin 3
January 6, 2015March 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pikmin 3: Brilliance Through Obedient Alien Monsters

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