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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

On Tyranny - Twenty Lessons from the Twentieth Century
April 1, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

On Tyranny – 20 Lessons from the 20th Century

Drunken football riots
March 31, 2017March 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA

Crisps Soup Recipe
March 30, 2017March 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Crisps Soup!

The Terminator - Your clothes, give them to me. Now.
March 29, 2017January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Terminator: “Your clothes, give them to me” Quote Off Extravaganza

The Tea Pit
March 28, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tea Pit (holds more tea than a tea pot)

Why bad boys are popular with women
March 27, 2017March 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m attracted to bad boys but keep getting hurt!

March 26, 2017April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hidden Folks: Go and Find Stuff to the Tune of Silly Noises!

The Woman Destroyed by Simone de Beauvoir
March 25, 2017January 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Woman Destroyed by Simone de Beauvoir

You never flail until you stop trying
March 24, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: You never flail until you stop trying

Chicken, Mushroom, and Lice Soup
March 23, 2017March 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chicken, Mushroom, & Lice Soup!

Casablanca - We'll always have Paris
March 22, 2017August 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “We’ll always have Paris” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Spring in the UK
March 21, 2017March 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Horror in the UK as Spring Refuses to Sprung!

Broadbland
March 20, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Broadbland (making the internet dull again!)

Nintendo Switch - Reviewed
March 19, 2017August 26, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Nintendo Switch: Innovative, Fun, Engrossing, & Bags of Potential!

The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli
March 18, 2017May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli

Eyebrews
March 17, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Eyebrews (eyebrows which brew a drink)

How to be ladylike
March 16, 2017March 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My girlfriend isn’t ladylike… AT ALL!”

A falafel recipe which will make you feel truly awful!
March 15, 2017March 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Feel Awful Falafels (for weight loss purposes)

Breath of the Wild negative reviews
March 14, 2017March 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Glowing Zelda Reviews Made Up By NOOBS!

Figs and Chips Recipe
March 13, 2017March 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Figs & Chips (a figgy version of Fish & Chips)

A Void by Georges Perec
March 12, 2017January 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Void by Georges Perec

March 11, 2017January 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild… is the Best Game Ever?!

Friends - We were on a break
March 10, 2017March 9, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Friends: “We were on a break!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Suntan locomotion invention
March 9, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Salubrious Suntan Locomotion

Shovel Knight - Specter of Torment
March 8, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Shovel Knight: Specter of Torment is NES Era Gloriousness

Men with hairy backs - solutions
March 7, 2017September 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has hairy back syndrome!”

Almond milk Hipster crisis
March 6, 2017March 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Almond Milk Shortage Triggers Hipster Crisis!

Jurassic Park (1993) movie logo
March 5, 2017May 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: “Must go faster” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Ultimate Ambition in the Arts of Erudition by Shihab al-Din al-Nuwayri
March 4, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Ultimate Ambition in the Arts of Erudition by Shihab al-Din al-Nuwayri

The Lassi Lasagne
March 3, 2017March 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lassi Lasagne!

Bins are what they used to be
March 2, 2017March 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Bins Declared Not “Bin-Like” By Furious OAPs

Nintendo 64 - 20th Anniversary UK
March 1, 2017April 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Nintendo 64: Celebrating The N64’s Legendary Status

The male gaze
February 28, 2017February 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps staring at other women!”

The Hedge Trombone
February 27, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Hedge Trombone (a musical trimmer)

The 10 Best 2D Platformers - Ori and the Blind Forest
February 26, 2017December 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The 50 Best Modern 2D Platformers (2026 Edition) 🕹️

Rashōmon and 17 Other Stories - Ryūnosuke Akutagawa
February 25, 2017May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Rashōmon & 17 Stories by Ryūnosuke Akutagawa

Curtain invention
February 24, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CurTain (an extremely rude talking curtain)

Jurassic Park - Clever girl
February 23, 2017May 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: “Clever girl…” Quote Off Extravaganza!

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