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Tag: Aliens

Alien abduction
March 22, 2019March 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Effectively Manage Your Alien Abduction

Alien and a human
February 5, 2019February 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction

Alien
December 3, 2018December 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”

Commuting man on a train with no hair
November 30, 2018November 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

Edgar the Bug
November 7, 2018January 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Edgar the Bug: Praising Vincent D’Onofrio’s Brilliance in MIB

Predator
September 26, 2018April 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Predator: We’ve Got Time To Bleed For 1987’s Macho Masterpiece

Morbo
February 20, 2018February 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Morbo from Futurama

The Thing by John Carpenter
December 27, 2017March 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Thing: Tribute to John Carpenter’s Chilling Masterpiece

The Abyss by James Cameron
December 20, 2017April 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Abyss: James Cameron’s Non-Abysmal Sci-Fi Classic

It's not rocket science
August 2, 2017June 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: It’s Snot Rocket Science

Agony aunt - boyfriend abducted by aliens
December 15, 2016December 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband claims he was abducted by aliens. WTF?!”

Aliens - Get away from her, you bitch!
July 31, 2016May 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: “Get away from her, you bitch!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Brexit
June 24, 2016June 24, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Brexit: Britain Leaves EU to Escape Aliens & Expensive Sandwiches

Aliens
June 5, 2016April 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: 30th Anniversary For James Cameron’s Masterpiece

Monument Valley Butte Butter
March 10, 2016March 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Tourism Theories: Are Buttes Made From Butter?

The Moon landings fake
February 18, 2016February 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

10 Reasons Why The Moon Landings Were Definitely Faked

Apple stalk
January 6, 2016January 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Apple Investigation: What’s The Twig Bit At The Top For?

Lenin
December 24, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

5 Disturbingly Excellent Facts About Christmas

Europe
July 2, 2014January 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Understanding Geography: Part 1 – Europe!

Dreams
June 12, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Dreams Explained For Those Who Do Not Understand Dreams

January 6, 2014October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Get To Know Professional Moron With These 25 Answered Questions!

June 5, 2013June 5, 2013Mr. Wapojif

What Does It Mean To Be A Sheep?

Why I hate getting my hair cut
May 5, 2013December 13, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why I Hate Getting My Hair Cut

April 12, 2013April 12, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Pictures From Mr. Wapojif’s Alien Abduction!

February 25, 2013January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Review: The 85th Academy Awards

Crazy horses
January 24, 2013April 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How To Be a Lunatic: Part 2

January 6, 2013January 6, 2013Mr. Wapojif

What was life like on Mars?

November 15, 2012August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Earth’s Secret Link: The Northern Lights and Cornflakes

October 29, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Skinny Jeans Are Idiotic

October 26, 2012October 27, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Are Pens Pensive?

October 18, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Best Excuses For When You’re Late For Work

September 6, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Our Sweet Potatoes Are Really Made Out Of Sweets

September 5, 2012September 6, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Are Sweet Potatoes Really Made Out Of Sweets?

August 25, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Earthlings Could Do On Mars

June 24, 2012June 24, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Is your husband an alien?

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