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Tag: Aliens

Doily Aliens invasion from space!
7 days ago November 28, 2022November 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #18: Slobbering Monsters Seek Doilies

Communist Mutants From Space
November 20, 2022November 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Communist Mutants from Space: Atari 2600 Romp With Communism

A crowd of aliens birdwatching a duck
September 26, 2022September 25, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #17: Aliens Wishing to Sightsee Ducks

Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator indie game
September 4, 2022August 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator (buy low, sell high)

Aliens have not come in peace for traffic lights
August 16, 2022August 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #16: Aliens Object Violently to Traffic Lights

Space Jeeves the space butler
August 8, 2022August 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #15: Aliens Seeking Posh British Butlers

Aliens think the meaning of life is to do the dishes
July 19, 2022July 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #14: Aliens Needing Humans to do the Dishes

Aliens demand dinosaurs to abduct
June 20, 2022June 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #13: Aliens DEMAND Dinosaurs

A group of aliens desperately trying to get a doormat
May 24, 2022May 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #12: Aliens Demanding Doormats

Earth's violins are under threat from alien abduction
May 10, 2022May 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #12: Violin Hating Aliens Seek Destruction

An alien holding a placard explaining the importance of the Oxford comma
May 3, 2022April 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #11: Pedantic Aliens Demand the Oxford Comma

Alien tourists on a planet pointing and staring
April 25, 2022April 25, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #10: Boring Tourist Aliens Ruin Everything

Aliens: Fireteam Elite
April 24, 2022April 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: Fireteam Elite: Golly Gosh! Xenomorphs Are Rude!

Aliens 1986 film - This Time It's War
March 28, 2022March 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: “Game over, man!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Aliens the 1986 action movie
March 21, 2022March 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: “They mostly come at night… mostly” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A cartoon alien on a half Moon with a Christmas tree attached
January 3, 2022January 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #9: Santa Claus Gets Abducted!

Alien spaceships shooting at a city
July 27, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #8: Intergalactic Aliens on the Pull

Cute cartoon aliens saying 'Hello!'
June 26, 2021June 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: US Government Confirms Aliens!!

Aliens below a spaceship on Earth
May 27, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #7: Aliens Behaving Badly on Holiday

An alien spacecraft abducting a cow
May 7, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #6: Gamer Aliens Seek Super Mario Kart

An alien spacecraft in space
April 26, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #5: Psycho Aliens Short on Resources

An alien spaceship
April 13, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #4: Aliens Seeking Kippers

April 6, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #3: Aliens Seeking Garlic

An alien spaceship abduction of a man at night
March 25, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #2: Hustling Aliens Out to Sell Goods

An alien abduction of two people on a starry night
March 18, 2021November 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #1: Wales Obsessed Monsters From Space

Gazillionaire
February 9, 2020March 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Gazillionaire: Get Good at Deep Space Trading Shenanigans

Independence Day
September 25, 2019February 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Independence Day: Daft Sci-Fi Gem With Goldblum & Smith

Body Harvest on the Nintendo 64
July 21, 2019June 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Body Harvest: Obscure N64 Cult Classic From DMA Design

Alien abduction
March 22, 2019March 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Effectively Manage Your Alien Abduction

Alien and a human
February 5, 2019February 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction

Alien
December 3, 2018December 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”

Commuting man on a train with no hair
November 30, 2018November 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

Edgar the Bug
November 7, 2018December 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Edgar the Bug: Praising Vincent D’Onofrio’s Brilliance in MIB

Predator
September 26, 2018March 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Predator: We’ve Got Time To Bleed For 1987’s Macho Masterpiece

Morbo
February 20, 2018April 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Morbo from Futurama

The Thing by John Carpenter
December 27, 2017December 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Thing: Tribute to John Carpenter’s Chilling Masterpiece

The Abyss by James Cameron
December 20, 2017March 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Abyss: James Cameron’s Non-Abysmal Sci-Fi Classic

It's not rocket science
August 2, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: It’s Snot Rocket Science

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