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Tag: Aliens

Alien spaceships shooting at a city
July 27, 2021July 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #8: Intergalactic Aliens on the Pull

Cute cartoon aliens saying 'Hello!'
June 26, 2021June 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: US Government Confirms Aliens!!

Aliens below a spaceship on Earth
May 27, 2021May 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #7: Aliens Behaving Badly on Holiday

An alien spacecraft abducting a cow
May 7, 2021May 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #6: Gamer Aliens Seek Super Mario Kart

An alien spacecraft in space
April 26, 2021April 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #5: Psycho Aliens Short on Resources

An alien spaceship
April 13, 2021April 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #4: Aliens Seeking Kippers

April 6, 2021April 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #3: Aliens Seeking Garlic

An alien spaceship abduction of a man at night
March 25, 2021March 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #2: Hustling Aliens Out to Sell Goods

An alien abduction of two people on a starry night
March 18, 2021March 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #1: Wales Obsessed Monsters From Space

Gazillionaire
February 9, 2020March 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Gazillionaire: Get Good at Deep Space Trading Shenanigans

Independence Day
September 25, 2019February 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Independence Day: Daft Sci-Fi Gem With Goldblum & Smith

Body Harvest on the Nintendo 64
July 21, 2019June 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Body Harvest: Obscure N64 Cult Classic From DMA Design

Alien abduction
March 22, 2019March 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Effectively Manage Your Alien Abduction

Alien and a human
February 5, 2019February 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction

Alien
December 3, 2018December 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”

Commuting man on a train with no hair
November 30, 2018November 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

Edgar the Bug
November 7, 2018April 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Edgar the Bug: Praising Vincent D’Onofrio’s Brilliance in MIB

Predator
September 26, 2018February 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Predator: We’ve Got Time To Bleed For 1987’s Macho Masterpiece

Morbo
February 20, 2018April 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Morbo from Futurama

The Thing by John Carpenter
December 27, 2017December 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Thing: Tribute to John Carpenter’s Chilling Masterpiece

The Abyss by James Cameron
December 20, 2017March 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Abyss: James Cameron’s Non-Abysmal Sci-Fi Classic

It's not rocket science
August 2, 2017June 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: It’s Snot Rocket Science

Agony aunt - boyfriend abducted by aliens
December 15, 2016December 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband claims he was abducted by aliens. WTF?!”

Aliens - Get away from her, you bitch!
July 31, 2016May 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: “Get away from her, you bitch!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Brexit
June 24, 2016June 24, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Brexit: Britain Leaves EU to Escape Aliens & Expensive Sandwiches

Aliens
June 5, 2016April 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: 30th Anniversary For James Cameron’s Masterpiece

Monument Valley Butte Butter
March 10, 2016March 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Tourism Theories: Are Buttes Made From Butter?

The Moon landings fake
February 18, 2016February 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

10 Reasons Why The Moon Landings Were Definitely Faked

Apple stalk
January 6, 2016January 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Apple Investigation: What’s The Twig Bit At The Top For?

Lenin
December 24, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

5 Disturbingly Excellent Facts About Christmas

Europe
July 2, 2014January 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Understanding Geography: Part 1 – Europe!

Dreams
June 12, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Dreams Explained For Those Who Do Not Understand Dreams

January 6, 2014November 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Get To Know Professional Moron With These 25 Answered Questions!

June 5, 2013June 5, 2013Mr. Wapojif

What Does It Mean To Be A Sheep?

Why I hate getting my hair cut
May 5, 2013December 13, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why I Hate Getting My Hair Cut

April 12, 2013April 12, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Pictures From Mr. Wapojif’s Alien Abduction!

February 25, 2013January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Review: The 85th Academy Awards

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January 24, 2013April 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

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