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Tag: Aliens

Gazillionaire
February 9, 2020March 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Gazillionaire: Get Good at Deep Space Trading Shenanigans

Independence Day
September 25, 2019February 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Independence Day: Daft Sci-Fi Gem With Goldblum & Smith

Body Harvest on the Nintendo 64
July 21, 2019July 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Body Harvest: Obscure N64 Cult Classic From DMA Design

Alien abduction
March 22, 2019March 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Effectively Manage Your Alien Abduction

Alien and a human
February 5, 2019February 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction

Alien
December 3, 2018December 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”

Commuting man on a train with no hair
November 30, 2018November 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

Edgar the Bug
November 7, 2018April 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Edgar the Bug: Praising Vincent D’Onofrio’s Brilliance in MIB

Predator
September 26, 2018February 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Predator: We’ve Got Time To Bleed For 1987’s Macho Masterpiece

Morbo
February 20, 2018April 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Morbo from Futurama

The Thing by John Carpenter
December 27, 2017December 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Thing: Tribute to John Carpenter’s Chilling Masterpiece

The Abyss by James Cameron
December 20, 2017March 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Abyss: James Cameron’s Non-Abysmal Sci-Fi Classic

It's not rocket science
August 2, 2017June 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: It’s Snot Rocket Science

Agony aunt - boyfriend abducted by aliens
December 15, 2016December 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband claims he was abducted by aliens. WTF?!”

Aliens - Get away from her, you bitch!
July 31, 2016May 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: “Get away from her, you bitch!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Brexit
June 24, 2016June 24, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Brexit: Britain Leaves EU to Escape Aliens & Expensive Sandwiches

Aliens
June 5, 2016April 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: 30th Anniversary For James Cameron’s Masterpiece

Monument Valley Butte Butter
March 10, 2016March 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Tourism Theories: Are Buttes Made From Butter?

The Moon landings fake
February 18, 2016February 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

10 Reasons Why The Moon Landings Were Definitely Faked

Apple stalk
January 6, 2016January 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Apple Investigation: What’s The Twig Bit At The Top For?

Lenin
December 24, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

5 Disturbingly Excellent Facts About Christmas

Europe
July 2, 2014January 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Understanding Geography: Part 1 – Europe!

Dreams
June 12, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Dreams Explained For Those Who Do Not Understand Dreams

January 6, 2014November 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Get To Know Professional Moron With These 25 Answered Questions!

June 5, 2013June 5, 2013Mr. Wapojif

What Does It Mean To Be A Sheep?

Why I hate getting my hair cut
May 5, 2013December 13, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why I Hate Getting My Hair Cut

April 12, 2013April 12, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Pictures From Mr. Wapojif’s Alien Abduction!

February 25, 2013January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Review: The 85th Academy Awards

Crazy horses
January 24, 2013April 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How To Be a Lunatic: Part 2

January 6, 2013January 6, 2013Mr. Wapojif

What was life like on Mars?

November 15, 2012August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Earth’s Secret Link: The Northern Lights and Cornflakes

A sign that reads, "Skinny jeans don't make you look skinny."
October 29, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Why Skinny Jeans Are Idiotic

October 18, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Best Excuses For When You’re Late For Work

A selection of colourful sweets
September 6, 2012July 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Our Sweet Potatoes Are Really Made Out Of Sweets

A bunch of sweet potatoes
September 5, 2012July 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Are Sweet Potatoes Made Out Of Sweets?

The planet Mars in the solar system.
August 25, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

What Earthlings Could Do On Mars

A gay married couple holding hands in a meadow
June 24, 2012July 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Is Your Husband an Alien?

Prometheus
June 10, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Prometheus: 5 Things About Ridley Scott’s Disappointing Space Romp

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