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Tag: Films & TV

Four Weddings and a Funeral
July 25, 2015December 31, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Four Weddings and a Funeral: “Is it still raining? I hadn’t noticed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Sixth Sense
July 15, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Sixth Sense: “I see dead people” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Terminator
July 4, 2015January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Terminator: “I’ll be back” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jurassic Park
June 27, 2015May 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Why Does Jeff Goldblum Say “Must go faster” In Jurassic Park & Independence Day?

Jaws Quint
June 20, 2015May 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jaws
June 13, 2015January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: Rejoice as Cinema Classic Hits 40

March 27, 2015March 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Pie Debate: Are Pies Unhealthy?

February 18, 2015February 19, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Oscars 2015: Our Craziest Predictions!

In Cold Blood by Truman Capote
February 1, 2015February 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

In Cold Blood by Truman Capote

January 31, 2015March 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Of Robert Carlyle Being A Maniac In Films

January 30, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Space No One Can Hear You Make Ice Cream

The Terminator
January 21, 2015February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Funny Movie Faces

January 16, 2015January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

THE VERY BEST OF TOM CRUISE SHOUTING IN FILMS!

Apocalypse
April 23, 2014January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Apocalypse Scenarios to Heartily Embrace

January 30, 2014January 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Why Sandwiches Should Play a Larger Role in Films

January 17, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

The Mongoose of Wall Street

November 22, 2013April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Gravity: Space-Based Drama With Hot Pants

February 24, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: 85th Academy Awards Recipe Special!

February 13, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Explosions Make For Great Movies

January 12, 2013May 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

5 Films Arnold Schwarzenegger Should’ve Been In

January 10, 2013April 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The 2013 Oscar Nominations Are In!

A yellow and blue parrot stretching its wing out
November 27, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Parrots of the Caribbean: A Guide to Feathery Excellence

November 19, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Which Celebrity Body Part Do You Envy?

Sunday written in elegant typography
October 14, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fun Activities For a Lazy Sunday

A calendar month with the weekends highlighted
October 5, 2012August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fun Things To Do This Weekend

E.T. Atari 2600 video game
September 16, 2012February 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

E.T. the Video Game: The Amazingly Diabolical True Story

The planet Mars in the solar system.
August 25, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What Earthlings Could Do On Mars

A monster with big scary eyes and teeth.
August 17, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

New Movie Monsters: Ideas For Scary New Creations

The Dark Knight Rises
June 26, 2012May 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Dark Knight Rises—A Bit of a Preview

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