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Tag: Satire

Acoustic Angus the '70s folk music star
July 26, 2022July 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Acoustic Angus: The ’70s Folk Music Hero Ruined by a Typo

Best friends shouldn't copycat each other
July 25, 2022July 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best friend is copying everything in my life!”

Heatwave Haiku special
July 22, 2022July 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Heatwave Haiku: Perspiration and Poetry 🥵

Ryan's Rubbish Roof Repair Robots
July 21, 2022July 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ryan’s Rubbish Roof Repair Robots [Sponsored Post]

Aliens think the meaning of life is to do the dishes
July 19, 2022July 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #14: Aliens Needing Humans to do the Dishes

PretenShush's album Meretricious Space Haddock
July 18, 2022July 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

PretenShush: The ’70s Prog Rockers Big on Week-Long Solos

Harold's Hamster Solicitor Firm
July 14, 2022July 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Harold’s Hamster Solicitor Firm [Sponsored Post]

Should Rhododendrons be illegal at work?
July 12, 2022July 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Rhododendron Bushes at Work: Laws on the Large Flowering Shrub

Do brooding bodyguards save marriages
July 11, 2022July 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why’s my husband hired a bodyguard to protect me?”

Gary's Grate Grammur-Lesson's
July 7, 2022July 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Gary’s Grate Grammur Lesson’s [Sponsored Post]

Throwmance the romantic practice of throwing things at people
July 5, 2022July 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Throwmance—my husband’s new take on romance”

Crustless sandwiches aren't evil
July 4, 2022July 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Crustless Sandwiches at Work: Laws For No Crusts With Bread

Bob's Bargain Brain Surgery Bonanza
June 30, 2022July 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bob’s Bargain Brain Surgery Bonanza 🧠 [Sponsored Post]

Men shaving should be illegal
June 28, 2022June 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband doesn’t clean the sink after shaving!”

Great white sharks at work
June 27, 2022June 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Great White Sharks at Work: Laws Regarding Toothy Monstrosities

The Geysers and Geezers shop
June 23, 2022June 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Geysers & Geezers Pub [Sponsored Post]

BBQ employment laws for work
June 21, 2022June 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

BBQs at Work: The Laws on Barbecues in the Office

Aliens demand dinosaurs to abduct
June 20, 2022June 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #13: Aliens DEMAND Dinosaurs

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion
June 19, 2022June 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion: Avoid Taxes in Veg-Based Romp

Windshield Wipers is the hottest club in town
June 16, 2022June 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Windshield Wipers is the BEST Club in Town [Sponsored Post]

Are gross rich old men marriage material?
June 14, 2022June 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I marry a gross rich old man?”

The crooner albums of Gut-Rot McGee
June 13, 2022June 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Gut-Rot McGee: The Story of the (fake) ’50s Crooner Star

Frank's Flower Shop
June 9, 2022May 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Flower Shop (with Wigan Kebabs) [Sponsored Post]

Buffy the Ampersand Slayer
June 7, 2022June 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Buffy the Ampersand Slayer: The Great TV Show That Never Was

Ping-pong at work employment laws
June 6, 2022June 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ping-Pong Tables at Work: Why Your Business MUST Have One

Tabitha's Tea Shop and Atom Bomb Test Site
June 2, 2022May 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tabitha’s Tea Shop & Atom Bomb Test Site [Sponsored Post]

All the greatest kelp hits
May 31, 2022May 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined by Adding “Kelp” Into the Title

Tumbleweed Tuna country music band
May 30, 2022May 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tumbleweed Tuna: The Story of the (fake) Country Music Band

Bad Bin Bags
May 26, 2022May 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Billy’s Big Bad Bin Bag Business [Sponsored Post]

A group of aliens desperately trying to get a doormat
May 24, 2022May 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #12: Aliens Demanding Doormats

Men wearing shorts during the summer
May 23, 2022May 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop men wearing shorts this summer!?”

The curtsy in the workplace
May 20, 2022May 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Curtsying at Work: The How, Why, and When of the Polite Bob

Leslie's Lazy Laundry Service
May 17, 2022May 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Leslie’s Lazy Laundry Service [Sponsored Post]

Carl's Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd.
May 12, 2022May 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carl’s Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Earth's violins are under threat from alien abduction
May 10, 2022May 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #12: Violin Hating Aliens Seek Destruction

Piano Jones the Indiana Jones piano
May 9, 2022April 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Piano Jones the Indiana Jones Themed Piano

Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol
May 7, 2022May 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol

Stunts! With Seriously Stupid Stuart
May 5, 2022April 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

STUNTS! With Seriously Stupid Stuart [Sponsored Post]

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